1 00:00:07,291 --> 00:00:10,125 *Soft music* 2 00:00:15,416 --> 00:00:18,916 * Music gets louder, then sounds out * 3 00:00:22,958 --> 00:00:24,958 * Peaceful tones * 4 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:34,833 * Music becomes more exciting, sounds out * 5 00:00:49,333 --> 00:00:50,916 Is it our turn? 6 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,625 Now? OK. 7 00:00:52,708 --> 00:00:55,708 Judith, happy birthday! 8 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:58,708 - Children... leave the scooter. 9 00:00:58,791 --> 00:01:00,375 - Give me the scooter! 10 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:01,625 - Let go of the scooter! 11 00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:03,500 - Don't push my daughter! 12 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:05,250 Come here! I'll show you! 13 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:08,791 Damn asshole, I'll show you! 14 00:01:08,875 --> 00:01:10,291 - Excuse me? - Yes? 15 00:01:10,375 --> 00:01:13,166 - Your dog has just pooped on the sidewalk! 16 00:01:13,250 --> 00:01:15,250 - No, that's not from us. 17 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,833 *Energetic music* 18 00:01:17,916 --> 00:01:19,916 * R.E.M.: Shiny Happy People * 19 00:01:20,750 --> 00:01:21,916 - This is what you get out of it. 20 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,375 - Hey, tell me! Are you crazy? 21 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:24,333 (man) 22 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:28,833 When I look at the world today, I can only shake my head. 23 00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:32,333 People always say, man would be a social being. 24 00:01:32,416 --> 00:01:36,166 But honestly? I find You hardly notice any of it anymore. 25 00:01:36,250 --> 00:01:38,625 One has feeling lately... 26 00:01:38,708 --> 00:01:41,291 lie with everyone just your nerves on edge. 27 00:01:41,625 --> 00:01:45,000 And because of all the crap you hit your heads. 28 00:01:45,083 --> 00:01:48,458 Every little discussion becomes a huge hassle. 29 00:01:48,541 --> 00:01:51,083 In the end it won't even happen turned a blind eye. 30 00:01:51,166 --> 00:01:54,125 No, there will be straight to the eye. 31 00:01:54,208 --> 00:01:57,666 People get that just not on the chain anymore... 32 00:01:57,750 --> 00:02:00,041 how to talk to each other sensibly. 33 00:02:00,125 --> 00:02:01,166 *Peaceful Music* 34 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,583 Except... in our club. 35 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,375 (Mrs.) Hans-Günther, are you okay? - Must. 36 00:02:06,458 --> 00:02:10,875 (Man) Luckily it's here at the tennis club Lengenheide everything is still OK. 37 00:02:10,958 --> 00:02:12,958 Thanks to our club motto: 38 00:02:13,041 --> 00:02:17,916 'In peace and in war unity maintains victory'. 39 00:02:18,458 --> 00:02:20,750 *Voices in the background* 40 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:24,041 *Strained sounds* 41 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:29,166 - Hello, Heribert! - Heribert, greetings! 42 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:30,958 - Greetings! 43 00:02:31,041 --> 00:02:32,666 *honk* 44 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:35,125 - Gumberger! You weirdo! 45 00:02:35,208 --> 00:02:37,291 - Love you too, Anna Maria! 46 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:38,625 - Is that okay? 47 00:02:39,916 --> 00:02:42,125 - Hey, Matthias! -Hi, Anne! 48 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,708 - Oh, Elizabeth! - Hello, Anne. 49 00:02:43,791 --> 00:02:44,916 - Can I help? - Yes. 50 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,083 - No thanks, we can do it. 51 00:02:47,166 --> 00:02:48,625 - All right, see you soon. 52 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:53,916 - Nice, Melanie! Great slice! 53 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,958 -Hi! - You're already there. 54 00:02:56,416 --> 00:02:59,291 -Heribert! Everything's OK with you? - Hello, Anne. 55 00:02:59,375 --> 00:03:00,750 - Hello, Anne. - Hello, Torsten. 56 00:03:00,833 --> 00:03:02,416 - Hello, Torsten. - Hello, Torsten. 57 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:05,166 - Greetings, Christoph, Dieter, Anne and Mary! 58 00:03:05,250 --> 00:03:06,458 Hey, Heribert. 59 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:12,458 Great, your wife. hammer, what she's doing with Erol. 60 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:14,291 - Yes, but really. 61 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,625 - Great, darling! Class! 62 00:03:19,458 --> 00:03:20,583 - Nice. 63 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:24,500 Here! 64 00:03:25,208 --> 00:03:26,500 Ui... 65 00:03:29,791 --> 00:03:32,166 - Hello everyone! - Hello everyone. 66 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:36,875 - Listen, it's my watch too fast or are you too late? 67 00:03:36,958 --> 00:03:39,458 - Sorry, we had to still pick up medication. 68 00:03:39,916 --> 00:03:42,916 - Hello, Hans-Günther. - Hello, Elizabeth. 69 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:46,375 * Groaning sounds during the rally * 70 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,750 All right, I'll set it up quickly, okay? 71 00:03:50,833 --> 00:03:51,791 - Mmm. 72 00:03:53,291 --> 00:03:55,250 - We can get started right away, okay? 73 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:56,416 - Yes. Yes. 74 00:03:57,166 --> 00:03:59,500 *moan* 75 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,791 Yay. I'll go upstairs too. 76 00:04:05,916 --> 00:04:07,416 - Nice game! 77 00:04:13,291 --> 00:04:15,208 Well, sports fans... 78 00:04:15,291 --> 00:04:16,833 Five more minutes. 79 00:04:16,916 --> 00:04:18,875 - We're coming soon! 80 00:04:20,375 --> 00:04:22,458 *moaning on the tennis court* 81 00:04:22,541 --> 00:04:24,666 * Squeaky walking noises * 82 00:04:26,291 --> 00:04:28,291 *Music becomes more exciting* 83 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:32,958 *moan* 84 00:04:34,583 --> 00:04:36,833 (Heribert) And, Anne? Do you have that? 85 00:04:36,916 --> 00:04:39,125 - Wait a moment. 86 00:04:39,208 --> 00:04:41,291 Okay, now. 87 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:44,166 - Then I ask: Who is in favor of it? 88 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:47,791 * door noises * 89 00:04:55,666 --> 00:04:57,791 Counter-check, who is against it? 90 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,250 Yes, then I realize... 91 00:05:01,333 --> 00:05:05,041 that I also at this year's Annual general meeting... 92 00:05:05,125 --> 00:05:09,250 again unanimously as president of the Lengenheide tennis club... 93 00:05:09,333 --> 00:05:11,291 have been re-elected. And... 94 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:12,291 *cheers* 95 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:21,041 I thank you for your trust. 96 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:23,333 It is absolutely justified. 97 00:05:23,416 --> 00:05:25,208 And I have to confess... 98 00:05:25,291 --> 00:05:28,500 yes, I am too a little touched. 99 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,458 - Yes, that can be you too! 100 00:05:30,541 --> 00:05:34,916 - That our tennis club in 25th year of my presidency... 101 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,750 one like this Unity demonstrated. 102 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,708 I think it has no one has anything against it either... 103 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:43,708 that our Matthias second chairman remains. 104 00:05:43,791 --> 00:05:46,000 No resistance? Adopted unanimously. 105 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:53,708 - I would like to take the opportunity a few words of thanks... 106 00:05:53,791 --> 00:05:58,291 - Item five on the agenda: the official playing clothing. Matthias. 107 00:05:58,375 --> 00:06:00,458 - I have prepared a few things. 108 00:06:00,541 --> 00:06:05,125 Official game clothing, classic only white or colored, question mark. 109 00:06:05,208 --> 00:06:08,166 On the site we have everything... 110 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,416 - Let's shorten this, Matthias. 111 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:14,416 We play as a club continues to be officially all white. 112 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:18,833 Anne is back in her shop all common sizes in stock. 113 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:22,333 By the way, Anne leads not just excellent protocol... 114 00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:25,375 I got that today too pushed the sciatica away. 115 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:28,708 Better than any doctor else could I don't sit here. 116 00:06:28,791 --> 00:06:30,333 Applause for our Anne! 117 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:32,916 Anne! 118 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:39,041 - You can do it to me too push away the sciatica! 119 00:06:39,125 --> 00:06:41,500 - Nothing can be saved with you, my dear! 120 00:06:41,583 --> 00:06:44,166 (Heribert) Someone wants it what other than white? 121 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:48,000 No? Wonderful. Then it was unanimously approved. 122 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:51,083 So. Before we move on to the fun part... 123 00:06:51,166 --> 00:06:55,500 we have another one a bit bigger point to tick off... 124 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:59,541 namely point six, the Core renovation of the clubhouse. 125 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:02,000 - Do you have that? wasn't decided last year? 126 00:07:02,083 --> 00:07:04,416 - In principle yes, the financing is in place. 127 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,625 I know Helmut from the city council. 128 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,500 He takes something out of the cultural budget for us. 129 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:14,708 I just wanted to say, the construction contract goes to Peter Lohr. Hello, Peter! 130 00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:16,583 -Heribert. Thanks. 131 00:07:16,916 --> 00:07:18,666 - What a surprise. 132 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:21,458 - For which I give my hand can put in the fire. 133 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,791 Not just because he's my brother-in-law... 134 00:07:23,875 --> 00:07:26,958 but he has the work has already started. 135 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:31,708 Matthias, show Peter's design for the new interior design. 136 00:07:31,791 --> 00:07:34,291 - Yes, I have different views. 137 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,708 First of all, the new clubhouse. 138 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,083 You know the old one – here from the outside. 139 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:44,166 Now pay attention, after the redesign, Facade with attitude, I would say. 140 00:07:44,250 --> 00:07:46,916 Now the inside... - No, just leave it like that. 141 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,208 This is really tongue-in-cheek. 142 00:07:49,291 --> 00:07:51,666 This is elegance and functionality... 143 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:54,000 from the café to the sanitary rooms. 144 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:57,958 - Great, then the people come extra from Berlin to pee here. 145 00:07:59,416 --> 00:08:02,250 - I find we should be proud... 146 00:08:02,333 --> 00:08:06,750 that we have such an architectural one Candy in our city... 147 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:09,541 that this will be done. Whoever has a veto... 148 00:08:09,625 --> 00:08:12,541 let him speak now or remain silent forever. 149 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:15,916 Then I officially commit... 150 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,833 the core renovation will be carried out as planned. 151 00:08:18,916 --> 00:08:20,791 I would say: alea iacta est. 152 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:23,708 This is Latin for: Now the alcohol level is rising. 153 00:08:25,958 --> 00:08:28,000 - Wait a minute. There's still something missing. 154 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:29,500 - Seven. 155 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:32,958 - True. Point seven. Miscellaneous. There's never anything there. 156 00:08:33,041 --> 00:08:37,250 Friends, thank you. That was great tennis again with you. 157 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:40,041 And please Don't forget our club motto. 158 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:43,708 In peace and in war... 159 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:46,541 unity retains victory. 160 00:08:46,916 --> 00:08:48,500 - Heribert, the grill. 161 00:08:48,583 --> 00:08:52,708 - Oh right. We're buying a new grill. The old one is junk. 162 00:08:52,791 --> 00:08:53,625 So then. 163 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:55,958 - I prepared a presentation. 164 00:08:56,041 --> 00:08:58,958 - Does it have to be that way? It's just a grill, Matthias. 165 00:08:59,041 --> 00:09:01,375 Hey... It's the XQ 30 10! 166 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:04,458 Sit down, I have let me know... 167 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,833 into the grill matter. Was time consuming. 168 00:09:06,916 --> 00:09:10,708 - If you had trained instead, you would have you club master and not Erol. 169 00:09:10,791 --> 00:09:12,416 - Not even then. 170 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:17,708 - Good. So we had yes so far the charcoal grill. 171 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:20,708 We were able to do that at summer festivals and club tournaments... 172 00:09:20,791 --> 00:09:23,375 maximum 20 sausages grill at the same time. 173 00:09:23,458 --> 00:09:26,458 Or ten sausages and five chops. 174 00:09:26,541 --> 00:09:28,541 I've worked it through. 175 00:09:28,625 --> 00:09:31,333 But the grill is getting old. 176 00:09:31,416 --> 00:09:33,708 Rust gets on the grilled food, he wobbles. 177 00:09:33,791 --> 00:09:36,250 Also, there is coal not good because of cancer. 178 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,791 So I thought about a gas grill. 179 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,125 - That's how we do it! 180 00:09:40,208 --> 00:09:42,875 - The best the price-performance ratio... 181 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,208 is the XQ 30 10 from Seiler. 182 00:09:45,583 --> 00:09:47,666 It costs 860 euros at the hardware store. 183 00:09:47,750 --> 00:09:50,708 But he has four separately heated burners... 184 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,708 with two grill levels. 185 00:09:52,791 --> 00:09:56,041 Three stepless adjustable temperature ranges... 186 00:09:56,125 --> 00:09:58,875 integrated rotation function, and attention... 187 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:00,291 Pizza stone. 188 00:10:00,375 --> 00:10:01,208 *cheers* 189 00:10:01,291 --> 00:10:06,666 With the grill we can do up to Grill 50 sausages at the same time. 190 00:10:07,083 --> 00:10:10,541 Or 30 sausages and 15 chops. 191 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:13,000 Shown again as a diagram. 192 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:16,125 He would be in maintenance cheaper than the charcoal grill. 193 00:10:16,208 --> 00:10:17,958 Extrapolated to five years. 194 00:10:18,041 --> 00:10:21,541 - This thing looks great, Matthias. We'll buy that. 195 00:10:21,625 --> 00:10:25,291 Anyone object? No, perfect. Adopted unanimously. 196 00:10:27,666 --> 00:10:29,125 -Heribert! 197 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:32,375 - Yes. Melanie. - I don't want to open a barrel at all... 198 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:36,041 but recently Torsten and I were there invited to Erol. 199 00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:39,291 And then Erol had it extra second grill... 200 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:43,500 so do his German guests Be able to grill pork. 201 00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:45,833 Wouldn't that be a nice gesture... 202 00:10:45,916 --> 00:10:49,333 for members with Turkish migration background... 203 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,250 to get a second grill? 204 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:53,333 - That can't be true. 205 00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:55,833 - Really. - That's a good idea. 206 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:02,166 A second grill for Turkish members. 207 00:11:02,250 --> 00:11:03,125 I'm for it. 208 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:05,291 - We only have one Turkish member. 209 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:07,791 Erol, do you have a problem with the grill? 210 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:11,083 - For me you need don't get a second grill. 211 00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:13,208 I don't have a problem with that. 212 00:11:13,291 --> 00:11:16,500 - Thanks, Erol. Great, that you are so uncomplicated. 213 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:19,791 Our politicians could... take an example. 214 00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,750 A round of applause for Erol. 215 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:25,416 -Heribert! 216 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:29,458 So I still think that's nice, to do that. 217 00:11:29,541 --> 00:11:31,875 - Thanks, that's really not necessary. 218 00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:35,083 - Erol's children play also in our club. 219 00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:38,416 And your wife was even at a celebration. 220 00:11:38,500 --> 00:11:39,791 Or not? How come? 221 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:43,416 - Well Melanie, I see that no need for action. 222 00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:45,666 Erol, I'm sure you don't mind... 223 00:11:45,750 --> 00:11:48,875 if your garlic sausage come to our grill? 224 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,666 - The correct name is Suzuk. 225 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,458 - Doesn't matter. We can grill them too. 226 00:11:53,541 --> 00:11:54,708 - Actually not. 227 00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:57,250 - How come? - Muslims don't eat pork. 228 00:11:57,333 --> 00:11:59,958 Me neither, officially. Is there pork on the grill... 229 00:12:00,041 --> 00:12:02,291 That doesn't work for Muslims. 230 00:12:02,375 --> 00:12:04,708 - Who says that? Allah? 231 00:12:04,791 --> 00:12:08,625 - That's just a rule. I don't see it that closely, but... 232 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:12,416 - If there was pig on it, the grill is... dirty. 233 00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,458 Do you understand? Because of pigs and sows. 234 00:12:16,541 --> 00:12:17,916 - We understand. 235 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,208 - Sorry, my sick Brain from copywriting. 236 00:12:20,291 --> 00:12:22,083 - Will it take a long time? - Nope. 237 00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,875 - You said, the new grill has two levels. 238 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:27,875 We could pork grilling on one... 239 00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:30,291 on the other Sausages for people... 240 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,333 who don't eat pork. 241 00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:33,333 - Melanie. It's really okay. 242 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:35,000 - Kind of you, Erol... 243 00:12:35,083 --> 00:12:38,458 but you can do that too discuss in Lengenheide. 244 00:12:38,541 --> 00:12:40,166 - She's right. 245 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:42,250 - But that's nonsense! 246 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:45,708 We create ourselves with the XQ 30 10 an extra grill... 247 00:12:45,791 --> 00:12:48,916 with two levels, for one larger sausage output. 248 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,958 Especially for the summer party for many people. 249 00:12:51,041 --> 00:12:53,916 Then the normal ones lump together Sausages like before. 250 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,791 And on the other, sunbathing three lonely garlic sausages. 251 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:57,875 - Suzuki. 252 00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:59,375 - But it will probably... 253 00:12:59,458 --> 00:13:01,875 on the grill spaceship give a corner... 254 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:04,291 which can remain free for the sausage from Erol. 255 00:13:04,375 --> 00:13:07,041 - Erol's sausage. How that sounds. 256 00:13:07,125 --> 00:13:10,291 - How do you imagine that? Should I four ribs of the grate... 257 00:13:10,375 --> 00:13:13,083 paint and write on it: Reserved for Turkish sausage? 258 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:16,416 - Dude, Matthias! Turkish sausage, is it still possible? 259 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,083 - Matthias, you don't have to. 260 00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,708 Muslims are allowed their meat Don't eat from a grill anyway... 261 00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:22,708 on which pig also lies, therefore... 262 00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:24,833 - Why not? 263 00:13:24,916 --> 00:13:27,916 - Because the fat splashes over and pork steam... 264 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,041 pulls through the grill. I don't see it that closely... 265 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:34,333 but I promised my wife which is more traditional. 266 00:13:34,416 --> 00:13:38,333 - What kind of pig steam? - The steam from the grilled pig. 267 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:42,250 - God, this is complicated! Luckily I'm not a Muslim. 268 00:13:42,333 --> 00:13:43,791 I would have starved to death. 269 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,208 - Viennese style schnitzel? 270 00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:47,166 - Very bad moment, Laura. 271 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,625 - Excuse me. Otherwise it will be cold. 272 00:13:49,708 --> 00:13:51,500 - Here! - Erol, just out of curiosity. 273 00:13:51,583 --> 00:13:53,708 If you smoke inhale from a bratwurst... 274 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,083 is that a sin then? 275 00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:56,583 - Where is the bratwurst for Antonia? 276 00:13:56,666 --> 00:13:58,791 - In summer everything is full of grill steam. 277 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:02,375 Who knows how many pigs there are in the run who has smoked lungs for years. 278 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:05,458 - Or we can simply grill Sausages without pork. 279 00:14:05,541 --> 00:14:07,708 - In Berlin we had sometimes grilled cheese, halloumi. 280 00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:09,125 Do you know this here? 281 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,833 - It tastes like that stuff to putty the joint! 282 00:14:11,916 --> 00:14:13,333 - And it's unhealthy! 283 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:16,708 - I'm with Melanie. There are alternatives. 284 00:14:16,791 --> 00:14:19,500 - Great, then I can close the butcher shop! 285 00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,250 - What are we talking about now? 286 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:23,458 We have always grilled normal sausage. 287 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:25,208 Why should we change that now? 288 00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,708 - Exactly, things should stay normal here. 289 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,125 - But, Elisabeth, what's normal? 290 00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:31,708 - Normal. - It's all good. 291 00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:35,166 Grill whatever you want. We don't need a second grill. 292 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,541 And that's it, okay? 293 00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:37,458 *clap* 294 00:14:37,541 --> 00:14:42,541 - But why “you” and “we”? We're a club! 295 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,833 - A wonderful final word. Thank you, Melanie. 296 00:14:45,916 --> 00:14:48,125 We'll end this nonsense now. 297 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:51,625 We buy a grill, Erol doesn't want one of his own. 298 00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:54,666 And you all order now at Laura pasta salad. 299 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:55,916 It suits everyone. 300 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,250 - When you pick out the sausage! 301 00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,875 - Hey, hey! This is the good meat sausage. 302 00:15:00,958 --> 00:15:02,416 - Melanie, come, please! 303 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:04,791 - I honestly think it sucks... 304 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,375 that the 'old white man' decides... 305 00:15:07,458 --> 00:15:10,333 which is nonsense and what you can discuss! 306 00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:13,250 - I'm not that old. - Meli has a point. 307 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,750 And, Matthias, Turkish sausage earlier... 308 00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,958 I honestly thought it was wrong. 309 00:15:18,041 --> 00:15:19,916 - I can also say twitch. 310 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,875 - It's called Suzuk. - Actually it's called Sucuk. 311 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,000 - Exactly. 312 00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:27,291 I say yes to your sausage nor German sausage. 313 00:15:27,375 --> 00:15:30,750 - You're welcome to do it. But why “your” sausage? 314 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:33,041 What does this mean? My sausage is your sausage. 315 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,791 We always had them at our party. - Despite it. Turkish sausage... 316 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:37,166 so, maybe, yes... 317 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,666 perhaps also insulting to Erol. 318 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,250 - Erol is not offended. - You don't know. 319 00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:45,250 - But you know? - No, but if I were him, that would be me. 320 00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,291 - But you're not even Turkish. 321 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:50,583 - Erol, are you offended? - No. I'm not. 322 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,041 - There you go, Torsten. 323 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,958 - Despite it. Turkish sausage. Maybe I'm just more sensitive... 324 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,416 when using German language, forget it. 325 00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,875 - Torsten, by the way, I can also speak German and I'm not offended. 326 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,541 - Of course you can speak German, sorry, I didn't mean to offend you. 327 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:04,916 - I'm not offended! - Well, no one is offended. 328 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,333 Then it's good too! We can Don't just do the following? 329 00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:11,000 We clean the old grill... 330 00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:13,708 and lay there the Turkish sausages on it. 331 00:16:13,791 --> 00:16:16,250 It's okay, Matthias, isn't it? - Yes. Clear. 332 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,875 - I thought it was broken. - Not that broken either. 333 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,375 He still does it. - What, he's still doing it? 334 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,958 That it is enough for the Turks? 335 00:16:23,041 --> 00:16:25,083 - Melanie, stop it. I don't have a problem. 336 00:16:25,166 --> 00:16:27,666 - But I have here slowly becoming a problem! 337 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,416 The last reform in my club... 338 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:33,416 was fine the introduction of color television! 339 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,208 - Your club! You've only been here two years. 340 00:16:36,291 --> 00:16:38,958 - What does that mean? I'm only allowed to speak here... 341 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,750 who is related to the net post? 342 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:41,666 *laugh* 343 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,791 - Melanie, I think that's great... 344 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:46,666 like you for stand in for your doubles partner. 345 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:50,416 This cohesion also made you regional champions. 346 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,875 You are our best couple. 347 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,416 - Just on the pitch, right? 348 00:16:53,500 --> 00:16:57,708 - At the moment I don't understand you. What's your problem? 349 00:16:57,791 --> 00:16:59,708 - I have no problem. - Or? 350 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:01,541 - Yes! 351 00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:05,041 But it was just said, the old grill doesn't work anymore! 352 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,875 - Not for the summer festival with a need for sausage... 353 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:11,458 of 50 sausages in the peak. But for two or three individual sausages. 354 00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:14,750 - You said, it is old, rusty and causes cancer. 355 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,791 - I didn't say that. - But. 356 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:17,750 - No. - But. 357 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:19,083 - No! - Stop! 358 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,791 Here. 359 00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:27,708 "Legs wobble. And also Coal not good because of cancer and stuff." 360 00:17:27,791 --> 00:17:30,750 You said. - Okay, what does that mean now? 361 00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:33,000 That I wish Erol cancer? 362 00:17:33,083 --> 00:17:36,791 - No, no. - We'll stop for five minutes. 363 00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,625 Torsten, Melanie and Erol. 364 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:42,708 We go into the hall briefly. 365 00:17:42,791 --> 00:17:45,375 - ... and Matthias. - Order yourself a beer. 366 00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:46,791 This doesn't have to be recorded. 367 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:49,083 - Mom, is there something wrong with the sausage? 368 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:52,000 - Everything is fine with that one. That's a good sausage. 369 00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:55,666 * Powerful orchestral music * 370 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:06,625 * Murmur of voices in the common room * 371 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,083 (Heribert) 372 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:18,500 Alright, folks. What the hell is that supposed to mean? 373 00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:22,041 Why are we discussing here? about a grill and crab? 374 00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:24,500 - Who has cancer? - Nobody! 375 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:27,541 Hans Günther, Can you leave us alone for a moment? 376 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,791 - I have to fix the ball machine! 377 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,125 Look where they are shoots the balls. 378 00:18:32,208 --> 00:18:35,541 - Yes, Hans-Günther. But for what do we have a workroom? 379 00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:37,791 - Why don't you go in there? 380 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,541 - Hans Günther! 381 00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,541 - Yes... sorry, Heribert. 382 00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,666 - Jacket? 383 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,250 *Loud clatter* 384 00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,625 So I... 385 00:18:49,791 --> 00:18:51,375 I really have to now... 386 00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:54,333 *squeaking noises* 387 00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:58,000 I have to ask now: What is this discussion about? 388 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,666 - It's like that... - Please excuse me. 389 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:06,833 - It's strange Offering Erol a broken grill. 390 00:19:06,916 --> 00:19:09,958 - Please leave it. - That's strange. Or not? 391 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,333 - Naturally. Feels strange... 392 00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:15,791 as a Turk the broken one I can get a grill, but I don't need one. 393 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:19,333 - That was a great grill. - Erol thinks that's funny too. 394 00:19:19,416 --> 00:19:21,541 - Because you told him so. 395 00:19:21,625 --> 00:19:23,750 - Nobody has to tell me anything here. 396 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:25,708 - I have not said at Erol's celebration... 397 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,500 I want my own grill. He offered it. 398 00:19:28,583 --> 00:19:30,500 This is nice to guests. 399 00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:33,625 -Hey, I'm not a guest here! 400 00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,375 - That's not what I meant. 401 00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,708 - Erol is a club member like everyone else. 402 00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:41,041 It is dealt with here, as if he were like you and me. 403 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:43,375 We won't even make an issue of it! 404 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:45,750 - Thank you, Heribert. Thanks. 405 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,375 - Yes, but... 406 00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,416 as a normal club member... 407 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,375 Erol can do certain things Don't take part in things. 408 00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,666 - What? - Yes, grill! 409 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:58,541 I'm just saying it would be nice him at our celebrations... 410 00:19:58,625 --> 00:20:01,541 instead of pork sausage to offer an alternative. 411 00:20:01,625 --> 00:20:03,958 Because he can do that don't eat as a Turk. 412 00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:06,416 - No, I'm German. 413 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,875 - That's what I think. With Turkish... 414 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:12,083 - Turk, German, what kind of contrasts do you create? 415 00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,458 Like in the joke... 416 00:20:13,541 --> 00:20:16,000 German and Turk as neighbors. Do you know him? 417 00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:18,541 - He's great. The Turk says to the German... 418 00:20:18,625 --> 00:20:20,583 - I don't want to hear a joke now! 419 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,416 - Melanie, while you still have it can laugh together... 420 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,875 it's not too late. 421 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,458 - For me, Erol is not a Turk at all. 422 00:20:28,541 --> 00:20:32,083 - Is that supposed to be a compliment? - You know what I mean. 423 00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,750 - No, I don't know... What do you mean? 424 00:20:34,833 --> 00:20:38,500 - You don't notice that strongly that you are a Turk. 425 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:41,875 Because you don't you act so Turkish. 426 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,875 - How do you behave Turkish? 427 00:20:44,958 --> 00:20:47,083 - If you want to ban pork sausages. 428 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:49,625 - No Turk wants to live in Germany Ban pork sausage, Matthias. 429 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:51,708 - Don't see that all of your people like that. 430 00:20:51,791 --> 00:20:54,208 - What are my people? - Now as... 431 00:20:54,291 --> 00:20:56,708 (Hans-Günther) No! Holy crap! 432 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:57,958 Shit! 433 00:20:58,041 --> 00:20:59,541 - Hans Günther! 434 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,291 - Excuse me! 435 00:21:02,125 --> 00:21:03,000 Uh! 436 00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:05,291 Damn machine! 437 00:21:06,583 --> 00:21:07,666 Ouch! 438 00:21:07,750 --> 00:21:10,375 - Intended as an advertiser. Marketing strategy. 439 00:21:10,458 --> 00:21:13,250 Maybe there would be a second grill the absolute highlight. 440 00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:16,208 For other Muslims, who want to come to the club. 441 00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:19,500 - I don't think so that Muslims are our target group. 442 00:21:19,583 --> 00:21:21,250 - How come? - Why not? 443 00:21:21,333 --> 00:21:23,541 - We are a tennis club! - And? 444 00:21:23,625 --> 00:21:26,333 - So Erol, no offense. 445 00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,250 But Muslims and tennis. 446 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:32,958 Turkey is not a tennis nation Neither does Saudi Arabia. 447 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,958 No Iranian has so far won the Grand Slam. 448 00:21:36,041 --> 00:21:39,166 You are a great player, but an exception. 449 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:43,250 - Say... Sorry guys, but real quick... 450 00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:46,333 No, it's too stupid for me. 451 00:21:46,416 --> 00:21:48,000 - If more clubs had two grills... 452 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,708 maybe a Muslim would have Won a Grand Slam. 453 00:21:50,791 --> 00:21:53,416 It would be good if integration came sometimes in the country. 454 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,541 - Yes, she is. 455 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:57,625 We country idiots integrate even a know-it-all from Berlin, Torsten. 456 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:01,041 - Guys, I have to do this now stop as chairman. 457 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:03,208 My sciatica hurts again. 458 00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:06,916 The people up there are waiting. There is no problem here. 459 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,125 Please don't make anything of it either. 460 00:22:09,208 --> 00:22:12,416 The new grill has been decided. Point. Out of. 461 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,416 sprinkle sand on it. So. Back! 462 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,000 - Nope. Heribert, I don't agree. 463 00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:19,125 - Stop shooting! 464 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:23,625 Melanie, I beg you earnestly, to remind you of our motto. 465 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,916 In peace and in war... 466 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,708 - ... the pork sausage brings victory! 467 00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:31,166 - Torsten, that's not funny. 468 00:22:31,666 --> 00:22:34,000 So, are we in agreement? 469 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,666 - Honestly, Heribert? No. 470 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:40,583 I would run my department like that like you this club here... 471 00:22:40,666 --> 00:22:42,833 then I would lose my job. 472 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:45,750 The way how you iron this out... 473 00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,916 I honestly think it's really shit. 474 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,416 - We don't say shit in tennis, That's not part of fair play. 475 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:57,000 Now let’s be objective. Why is everyone so artificially upset? 476 00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:59,291 - I'm not artificially getting excited. 477 00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:03,041 I'm just summarizing, what is to be decided here. 478 00:23:03,125 --> 00:23:07,666 A grill that Erol helps pay for even though he gets nothing out of it. 479 00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:11,166 - And? I'll pay anyway the non-alcoholic drinks also included. 480 00:23:11,666 --> 00:23:13,500 * Torsten laughs * 481 00:23:13,583 --> 00:23:15,958 - Yes, but you could drink it. 482 00:23:16,041 --> 00:23:18,458 Erol can be grilled but don't eat anything. 483 00:23:18,541 --> 00:23:20,416 - Nobody forbids him. 484 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,000 - Yes, Matthias, my religion. 485 00:23:23,083 --> 00:23:25,666 - Comes the word “Grilled sausage” in the Koran? 486 00:23:25,750 --> 00:23:27,708 - Guys, we don't start ... 487 00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:30,958 here at the tennis club to discuss the Koran! 488 00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:35,958 Before we go on forever. I have the solution. 489 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,708 I have at home a small electric grill. 490 00:23:38,791 --> 00:23:41,833 A giveaway from a business partner. 491 00:23:41,916 --> 00:23:44,791 It's with me in the attic collecting dust. 492 00:23:44,875 --> 00:23:47,750 Brand new. Didn't use pig. Literally. 493 00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:50,416 A great part, like that for three or four sausages. 494 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,708 You can just put it on the chair. 495 00:23:52,791 --> 00:23:54,583 I'll bring that with me. For free. 496 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:58,416 Then we'll provide it for Erol and family next to our grill. 497 00:23:58,500 --> 00:24:00,458 - Please don't. - But. 498 00:24:00,541 --> 00:24:02,125 Then everyone is happy. 499 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,166 - I do not want that. 500 00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:06,250 - Why, what's the problem? 501 00:24:06,333 --> 00:24:09,708 - Heribert, I am in the club since I was 14 years old. 502 00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:13,541 I am a German citizen, I have a successful tax law firm. 503 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,791 And should do a dance of joy... 504 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:19,416 because you gave the Turk a toy grill from the attic to the chair? 505 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:20,625 In addition to the XQ 30 10? 506 00:24:20,708 --> 00:24:23,416 - You can do that too put on the table. 507 00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,291 - I don't need a grill!! 508 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:32,333 Point. Off, yes, and sprinkle sand on it. 509 00:24:32,416 --> 00:24:33,750 Excuse me. 510 00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:36,791 - Do you need much longer? - Two minutes. 511 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:41,125 - It's getting really violent here discussed the second grill. 512 00:24:41,208 --> 00:24:42,708 Should that be in the minutes? 513 00:24:42,791 --> 00:24:45,333 - The meeting is interrupted, damn it! 514 00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:49,166 - How are you talking to me? - Sorry, Anne. 515 00:24:49,250 --> 00:24:50,875 - That's not possible anyway. 516 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:56,916 - Laura, is it so hard? A bratwurst with fries. 517 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,583 - So toy grill. This is outrageous. 518 00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:03,500 - Whether impudent or not, Only Erol can decide. 519 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:06,458 - Why only Erol? - Because he is affected. 520 00:25:06,541 --> 00:25:07,666 - From what? 521 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,083 Because I him want to give a grill? 522 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,708 - I would like to be affected by that. 523 00:25:11,791 --> 00:25:14,916 - Please don't be offended. I don't want the grill. 524 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,375 Do I need one, I'll bring mine with me. 525 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:18,375 OK? 526 00:25:18,708 --> 00:25:21,041 *Soft music* 527 00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:22,875 - Good. 528 00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:26,208 Then we can end the session. - Secure? 529 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:29,083 - Why simple, even if it's complicated. 530 00:25:30,791 --> 00:25:34,125 Isn't that complicated? to lug it back and forth? 531 00:25:34,208 --> 00:25:36,541 - That's okay. - Which one do you have? 532 00:25:36,625 --> 00:25:39,416 - XQ 30 20. -XQ 30 20? 533 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:41,750 The one with four levels? - Hmmm. 534 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,833 - It can smoke and steam cook. 535 00:25:43,916 --> 00:25:46,541 - I'm just grilling on it. - With two warming areas. 536 00:25:46,625 --> 00:25:48,583 Costs 2000 euros. Do you have that? 537 00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:50,708 - Yes, big family, we grill a lot. 538 00:25:50,791 --> 00:25:52,750 - Cool, we can the loss of membership... 539 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,708 compensate with Erol's family. 540 00:25:54,791 --> 00:25:56,208 - Shut up, Torsten! 541 00:25:56,291 --> 00:25:59,541 Does he bring his grill, if he prefers that. 542 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:02,000 - Did you say "shut up"? 543 00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:03,708 - We're going up now... 544 00:26:03,791 --> 00:26:08,583 and say that we agree. Point. Out of. sprinkle sand on it. 545 00:26:08,666 --> 00:26:09,541 - Nope. 546 00:26:11,416 --> 00:26:16,708 - Matthias. Remember our motto. In peace and in war... 547 00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:19,166 - I don't think it's good when Erol brings his grill. 548 00:26:19,250 --> 00:26:20,083 - How come? 549 00:26:20,166 --> 00:26:23,708 - We don't want for two sausages for the Turks the huge part... 550 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:25,083 put 10 next to our XQ 30! 551 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,958 - Why not? - The monster next to our grill? 552 00:26:28,041 --> 00:26:30,583 That seems as if it had the Turks took over the club. 553 00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:33,500 - And it doesn't stop. 554 00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:36,666 - Just between us, what's your problem? 555 00:26:36,750 --> 00:26:39,958 - You wanted to not even the small electric grill. 556 00:26:40,041 --> 00:26:42,750 - We could another grill with six levels... 557 00:26:42,833 --> 00:26:45,000 and nuclear power for the organic Germans... 558 00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:47,625 so that the distance is restored. 559 00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,708 - You think, I'm an idiot, right? 560 00:26:49,791 --> 00:26:52,500 I got mine for the grill busted your ass! 561 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:55,000 - We don't say ass. - But that's it! 562 00:26:55,083 --> 00:26:57,458 I worked my ass off! 563 00:26:57,541 --> 00:27:00,250 Not once someone thanked me! 564 00:27:00,333 --> 00:27:03,083 And we discuss politically correct shit here! 565 00:27:03,166 --> 00:27:05,750 Yes, Heribert. Shit! - Fair play, Matthias. 566 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,875 - You always, as if you were Lord Wimbledon. 567 00:27:07,958 --> 00:27:10,458 This annoys everyone! Shit! Shit, shit! 568 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:12,041 Ass, ass, ass! 569 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:12,958 - Say! 570 00:27:13,041 --> 00:27:16,083 - Matthias! Your mother has a question. 571 00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,916 - Push me closer. Treasure. 572 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:23,625 Which pills do I have to take again? the blue ones or the white ones? 573 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,833 - The yellow ones, mom. Drink a lot, okay? 574 00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:29,250 - Thanks, my darling. No! I'm not finished. 575 00:27:29,333 --> 00:27:31,750 And don't worry me here. 576 00:27:31,833 --> 00:27:35,041 Remember, this is Germany and not Anatolia. 577 00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:36,958 - Yes. Yes. - Wow. 578 00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:40,708 The knowledge of geography your mother are...impressive. 579 00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:42,708 (Anne) Here comes... 580 00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:45,000 a super interesting suggestion. 581 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:47,541 Erol could bring his grill. 582 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,541 - A really great idea, Anne. 583 00:27:49,625 --> 00:27:52,958 You know what? I want Suggestions from members... 584 00:27:53,041 --> 00:27:55,375 then I'll let you know in advance! 585 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,375 - Mmm. I'll pass it on like that. 586 00:28:00,125 --> 00:28:02,000 *Window slams shut* 587 00:28:03,291 --> 00:28:05,958 - People. Please let us all be sensible. 588 00:28:06,041 --> 00:28:09,375 - I'm sensible. I just don't know what that's about. 589 00:28:09,458 --> 00:28:11,708 Everything was okay and now things are getting out of hand! 590 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,250 - Because we don't agree with you? 591 00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:14,750 - No, because I don't know... 592 00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:17,166 why we are separated from the Turks let their themes be expressed. 593 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:19,458 - I have didn't impose anything on anyone! 594 00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:22,500 Don't get it twisted! I said I don't need a grill! 595 00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:24,875 - Melanie and Torsten said as "temporary Turks", 596 00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:26,291 you need him after all. 597 00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:28,041 - So the Berliners press us... 598 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:29,916 the issues, not the Turks. 599 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,000 - Wait, we live in Lengenheide, just like you. 600 00:28:33,083 --> 00:28:35,250 - Yes, but we were born here! 601 00:28:35,333 --> 00:28:37,375 And never had any problems with our Turks. 602 00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:39,708 - "Our Turks"? Do you mean me? 603 00:28:39,791 --> 00:28:42,750 - Stop now! It's all about a grill! 604 00:28:42,833 --> 00:28:44,583 - I don't understand you, Erol. 605 00:28:44,666 --> 00:28:47,583 If they offer you grills, they are too old or too small for you... 606 00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:49,791 but your monster is okay. - Matthias! 607 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:53,000 - That's typical Erol! Make it humble... 608 00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:55,166 and come with a grill surface... 609 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:58,625 who needs their own zip code. Because he doesn't like pig. 610 00:28:58,708 --> 00:29:00,833 - May! I can't eat pork! 611 00:29:00,916 --> 00:29:03,041 - The club doesn't stop you! 612 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:05,250 - But my faith. That's what you want to hear, right? 613 00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:07,541 - But this is about tennis and not about faith. 614 00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:11,000 - And whether it's about faith. I think you all have a blast. 615 00:29:11,083 --> 00:29:14,250 - Nonsense... at the tennis club to set up a Muslim grill. 616 00:29:14,333 --> 00:29:16,791 We put in your mosque no ball machine either. 617 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:20,250 - Stupid comparison. - Tennis is not a religion! 618 00:29:20,333 --> 00:29:23,833 - Maybe I pray every evening Towards Boris Becker? 619 00:29:23,916 --> 00:29:26,458 - Or to the broom closet. 620 00:29:26,541 --> 00:29:29,708 - Stop your stupid jokes, that's embarrassing. 621 00:29:29,791 --> 00:29:32,333 - I? Matthias is probably embarrassed. 622 00:29:32,416 --> 00:29:35,666 - The joke where Turk and German neighbors are... 623 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,958 - He's great. - No joke here. 624 00:29:38,041 --> 00:29:42,125 Matthias, nobody wants you anything. 625 00:29:42,208 --> 00:29:44,958 Everyone knows what you do for this club. 626 00:29:45,041 --> 00:29:46,625 It's about that... 627 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:49,750 that every club member has a right to... 628 00:29:49,833 --> 00:29:53,125 to be able to participate in club life. Like everyone else. 629 00:29:53,208 --> 00:29:56,208 - But then he should do it too like everyone else. 630 00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:59,708 We've been grilling since the club was founded Pork sausage. 631 00:29:59,791 --> 00:30:03,416 These are our rules. Why is this suddenly a problem? 632 00:30:03,791 --> 00:30:08,208 - Because you have a rule can change after 50 years. 633 00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:11,083 - Not after 50 years, Melanie. 634 00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:15,791 It is now 73 years and 11 months. 635 00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:18,125 - All the more important. - His rule is safe... 636 00:30:18,208 --> 00:30:20,875 a thousand years old and in need of renovation. 637 00:30:20,958 --> 00:30:23,875 -Oh! Criticism of Islam from the roller shutter man. 638 00:30:23,958 --> 00:30:25,625 - Why do you call me that? 639 00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:28,583 I have a specialty shop for innovative sun protection systems. 640 00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:30,291 - Am I the Turk, are you the roller shutter man? 641 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:31,458 - I'm just saying my opinion. 642 00:30:31,541 --> 00:30:35,250 The majority in Germany eats pork. The majority of the club are pigs. 643 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,541 Uh, Germans. So. 644 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:39,875 The majority decides which majority bratwurst... 645 00:30:39,958 --> 00:30:41,875 which grill is on. This is democracy. 646 00:30:41,958 --> 00:30:43,125 - Majority bratwurst? 647 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:45,583 - You can identify as a minority bow to the majority... 648 00:30:45,666 --> 00:30:47,708 and don't need any extra sausage for his stupid religion... 649 00:30:47,791 --> 00:30:50,666 which should always be taken into consideration. - Be careful what you say. 650 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,875 - Should I be careful? What is it then when I say "stupid religion"? 651 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:56,250 - I sat next to you for two years in religion with Schmidt. 652 00:30:56,333 --> 00:30:57,791 Did I say something against the Bible? 653 00:30:57,875 --> 00:30:58,750 - What should I watch out for? 654 00:30:58,833 --> 00:31:03,708 Am I going to Muslim hell? Or don't get 72 virgins? 655 00:31:05,375 --> 00:31:07,291 - 72 virgins. 656 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:10,000 That's how many you can find Not in Lengenheide anyway. 657 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:16,875 * Quiet, restless music * 658 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,333 A joke. 659 00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:25,625 As long as you still laugh together can, it's not too late. 660 00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:28,125 - But "Shut up-Torsten" not allowed to make jokes. 661 00:31:28,208 --> 00:31:31,625 - People laugh at yours yes, only out of pity. 662 00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:35,000 - Excuse me. 663 00:31:35,083 --> 00:31:38,000 - I think everything is clear now. 664 00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:42,083 We buy the grill. Erol does what he wants. 665 00:31:42,166 --> 00:31:45,958 That's exactly how we say it now to the members. 666 00:31:46,041 --> 00:31:50,333 Point. Out of. sprinkle sand on it. And always remember our motto. 667 00:31:50,416 --> 00:31:54,666 In peace and in war maintain unity... 668 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,500 - Matthias, that wasn't correct. 669 00:31:57,583 --> 00:31:59,708 - That was my opinion, where is the problem? 670 00:31:59,791 --> 00:32:02,541 - You hurt religious feelings. - I don't believe it anymore. 671 00:32:02,625 --> 00:32:04,500 - How long have I been hurting? religious feelings? 672 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:05,750 - Since you called her stupid? 673 00:32:05,833 --> 00:32:08,958 - If you had said, the ban on pork... 674 00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:12,708 had originally in hot countries no religious reasons. 675 00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:14,666 That would have been an argument. 676 00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:15,708 - Huh? 677 00:32:15,791 --> 00:32:19,166 - Didn't you know that? This has something to do with hygiene. 678 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:21,666 Because pork spoils quickly. 679 00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:25,125 - When it comes to health and not about religion... 680 00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:28,541 Vegetarians have it too a right to your own grill? 681 00:32:28,625 --> 00:32:33,125 - But we have it no vegetarians in the club. Or? 682 00:32:34,541 --> 00:32:38,583 - Yes, well... Torsten is vegetarian. 683 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:41,083 - Did you lose a bet? 684 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:47,000 - On the advice of my osteopath in Berlin. This simply keeps the body fitter. 685 00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:48,583 - Why doesn't that work for you? 686 00:32:48,666 --> 00:32:49,541 -Ha ha. 687 00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:52,708 - For the record: me I don't need my own grill. 688 00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:55,500 - Why not? Are vegetarians worth less than Turks? 689 00:32:55,583 --> 00:32:58,708 - Vegetarians are not a nation, Don't compare apples with oranges. 690 00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:00,500 - What do we do with vegans? 691 00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:03,208 Will they get a fourth grill? and fruitarians a fifth? 692 00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:06,625 - We'll put it under the apple tree and wait for something to fall. 693 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:07,583 * Meli laughs * 694 00:33:07,666 --> 00:33:10,375 - Seriously: Do fruitarians even barbecue? 695 00:33:10,458 --> 00:33:14,541 - Now let's not discuss it too about this vegetarian nonsense! 696 00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,375 - No, it wants to... - Why is being a vegetarian nonsense? 697 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,791 - It can now not everyone will be offended. 698 00:33:19,875 --> 00:33:21,958 Vegetarians don't get their own grill. 699 00:33:22,041 --> 00:33:26,041 This is a dietary rule that... an over-motivated doctor thought up. 700 00:33:26,125 --> 00:33:28,791 - In religion they thought regulation an invented god. 701 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:31,041 That's where I find it a doctor more trustworthy. 702 00:33:31,125 --> 00:33:33,750 - Invented? - I didn't want to offend your God. 703 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:37,083 - Not this topic. - I am opposed to religion... 704 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:40,958 a bit critical. As an atheist. 705 00:33:41,041 --> 00:33:42,958 - Are you an atheist? - And vegetarians? 706 00:33:43,041 --> 00:33:44,708 You too, Melanie? 707 00:33:44,791 --> 00:33:47,208 - I am too left the church, but... 708 00:33:47,291 --> 00:33:49,125 - We are both atheists. 709 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:52,833 - Then why are you fighting? like crazy people for Muslim barbecue? 710 00:33:52,916 --> 00:33:56,083 - Out of respect. We want people... 711 00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:59,250 can live out their religion, even if I... 712 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:00,875 I think it's nonsense. 713 00:34:00,958 --> 00:34:03,375 This is called tolerance. If the foreign word means something to you. 714 00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:05,333 - Now we have Nonsense and stupid. 715 00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:07,583 - Torsten doesn't mean it like that. - Yes, Torsten means it. 716 00:34:07,666 --> 00:34:10,041 Does anyone want respect? for his faith, he gets it. 717 00:34:10,125 --> 00:34:12,416 But I also want respect for my faith... 718 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,500 - Stop proselytizing! 719 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:16,708 - How come? One belief doesn't grill a cow... 720 00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:20,208 the other not a pig. There's already endless arguments... 721 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:21,958 no shit. - Shit? 722 00:34:22,041 --> 00:34:24,791 - I hereby decree a ban on fecal words. 723 00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:27,250 - That's it the problem nowadays. 724 00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,750 Most wars are religious wars. 725 00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,833 It's about belief, not facts. 726 00:34:31,916 --> 00:34:34,416 Or someone already has heard of fact wars? 727 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,083 And a company, also a tennis club... 728 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:41,541 only works if you have facts that everyone can rely on. 729 00:34:41,625 --> 00:34:45,166 Otherwise we will discuss at the level of not knowing exactly... 730 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:47,000 Emotion, alternative facts. 731 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,958 And then: Good night, Mela... Mary. 732 00:34:49,041 --> 00:34:50,750 - Stop it, Torsten. 733 00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:53,708 Otherwise the good Lord will send us A flash into the hall. 734 00:34:53,791 --> 00:34:56,833 - Thank you, Heribert. - Why “Thank you, Heribert”? 735 00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:59,666 You're not in church either. - But you already know... 736 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:02,625 that I believe that it there is something bigger. 737 00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:05,000 - What? UFOs? 738 00:35:05,083 --> 00:35:09,458 - Great. Attack and ridicule, Torsten, that makes for a more tolerant world. 739 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,416 - I'm really tolerant. 740 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,666 I am the most tolerant person the whole world. 741 00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:17,541 - And when I got the book I bought “Orders from Kosmos”? 742 00:35:17,625 --> 00:35:20,541 I had to hide that from you so as not to listen to lectures. 743 00:35:20,625 --> 00:35:24,250 - "Orders from Kosmos" is religion for Helene Fischer fans. 744 00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:29,375 - So what? It worked. Erol and I became district champions. 745 00:35:31,791 --> 00:35:34,333 - Did you order this from Kosmos? 746 00:35:34,416 --> 00:35:36,375 OK. What else? 747 00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:38,583 A pair of shoes and a hair appointment? 748 00:35:38,666 --> 00:35:39,500 *giggle* 749 00:35:39,583 --> 00:35:41,416 - No, a man with hair! 750 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,458 *giggle* 751 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:50,041 - Not that I wants to get rid of you, Torsten. 752 00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:53,750 But why are you babbling here? actually the whole time? 753 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,333 - Yes, sorry. 754 00:35:55,416 --> 00:35:59,083 I thought you could also listen to it in Lengenheide... 755 00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:01,791 what the rest of the globe thinks. 756 00:36:01,875 --> 00:36:03,708 - Uh! The earth is a sphere. 757 00:36:03,791 --> 00:36:06,291 Thank you, Torsten, We didn't know that yet. 758 00:36:06,375 --> 00:36:08,625 - Feel free to make fun of me. 759 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,416 But I find... - Just leave it! 760 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:15,166 - Some things are good: In hot ones Countries do not eat pork. 761 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:16,333 For hygiene reasons. 762 00:36:16,416 --> 00:36:18,208 - Don't Turks have freezers? 763 00:36:18,291 --> 00:36:21,083 - Exactly, they're too stupid Cooling pork... 764 00:36:21,166 --> 00:36:22,875 then they have themselves to blame. 765 00:36:22,958 --> 00:36:26,500 - Thin ice, Matthias. - I'm just expressing my free opinion! 766 00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:29,666 - This is not freedom of expression, but insult. 767 00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:32,375 - Where freedom of expression ends, do you decide? 768 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,375 The Prenzlauer Berg District Court? 769 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:37,416 I think it's wrong, one to set up a huge Muslim grill... 770 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:39,250 Am I not allowed to say that? 771 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:41,333 - Is this blue sauce coming now? 772 00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:43,833 You can probably still say that. 773 00:36:43,916 --> 00:36:47,875 We don't want a Turkish grill. We have too many foreigners anyway! 774 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:52,000 We have to preserve our grilling identity. 775 00:36:52,083 --> 00:36:54,916 In our 1000-year barbecue history! 776 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,125 - Now things are going wrong here. Really! 777 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:03,708 You sausage! 778 00:37:03,791 --> 00:37:05,250 - That's right-wing nonsense. 779 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:08,083 You are for freedom of expression, to be against it! 780 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:09,875 This is how Nazi sayings always begin. 781 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:11,791 - Now I'm a Nazi? - People! 782 00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:13,708 - I'm fed up! 783 00:37:13,791 --> 00:37:17,500 I'm a Nazi because I say I don't want a Muslim grill here? 784 00:37:17,583 --> 00:37:21,416 Yes? Okay, then I'll say it quite openly: I don't want it. 785 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,625 Because we never had that. 786 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:25,708 It's not part of our culture. 787 00:37:25,791 --> 00:37:27,916 Why do you always have to change everything? 788 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000 I have the right to think that! 789 00:37:30,083 --> 00:37:32,375 I want mine Don't let my club be taken away. 790 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:35,333 - I want to take something away from you. Your club. 791 00:37:35,416 --> 00:37:37,708 Which we entered together. 792 00:37:37,791 --> 00:37:41,791 Oh God. The evil Turk Matthias takes away his ramekin. 793 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:44,375 God... 794 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:48,125 Quite honestly. Now I demand my own grill. 795 00:37:48,208 --> 00:37:51,333 Big as a tennis court, at club expense, Heribert. 796 00:37:51,416 --> 00:37:54,416 The changing rooms will be Oriented towards Mecca! 797 00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:57,458 And the lion in the coat of arms is finally circumcised. 798 00:37:57,541 --> 00:38:00,583 Women's mixed doubles play disguised. 799 00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:03,458 After the game I pimp her through... 800 00:38:03,541 --> 00:38:06,958 on my waterbed, filled with lukewarm ayran. 801 00:38:07,041 --> 00:38:09,125 Is that Turkish enough for you? 802 00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:12,375 - Erol, that's really not... 803 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:13,916 * Melanie giggles * 804 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,166 funny. 805 00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:17,666 - The thing with the waterbed is. 806 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,208 - I'm fed up, am calm and objective. 807 00:38:20,291 --> 00:38:22,708 Listen to Matthias and Torsten's shit. 808 00:38:22,791 --> 00:38:25,416 - We don't say shit. - Yes, embarrassing. 809 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:26,833 - Yes, comfort Erol. 810 00:38:26,916 --> 00:38:30,625 He has to tolerate a different opinion. Like us Germans! 811 00:38:30,708 --> 00:38:32,000 - I'm German too! 812 00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:33,666 - I don't notice much at the moment. 813 00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:36,541 We all want Erol caress for comfort? 814 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:38,208 - Let... - Every time... 815 00:38:38,291 --> 00:38:41,000 - Nobody gets petted, especially not from you! 816 00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:43,083 Leave these stupid sayings! 817 00:38:43,166 --> 00:38:46,208 - It was all about our tradition. - Adolf's? 818 00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,166 - You take that back! - People! Guys! 819 00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:52,291 - Stop now! 820 00:38:52,375 --> 00:38:53,458 - Are you crazy? 821 00:38:53,541 --> 00:38:56,666 - You can do different things be an opinion. 822 00:38:56,750 --> 00:38:57,791 According to me. 823 00:38:57,875 --> 00:39:01,041 But this isn't about Adolf nor about religion. 824 00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:04,916 This is the only way about a goddamn grill! 825 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,250 This discussion is now over. 826 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:11,375 (Melanie) This is democracy, Heribert, Discussions are part of that. 827 00:39:11,458 --> 00:39:15,708 - Yes, but democracy also means that at the end of the discussion... 828 00:39:15,791 --> 00:39:18,541 everyone has a common opinion. 829 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,666 (All) Which ones? Your? 830 00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:26,916 - Okay. 831 00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:32,791 If we have this discussion don't stop right away... 832 00:39:33,875 --> 00:39:38,166 then I step as president of this association. 833 00:39:39,041 --> 00:39:41,000 With immediate effect. 834 00:39:41,666 --> 00:39:45,541 Then you can see what the consequence of your democracy is. 835 00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:48,625 Chaos. Nothing but chaos. 836 00:39:48,708 --> 00:39:50,750 - Democracy is chaos? 837 00:39:50,833 --> 00:39:52,791 Seriously? So... 838 00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:56,541 - Damn, girls! Can't you even be quiet? 839 00:39:59,833 --> 00:40:03,208 - Girl? - Okay. We'll do it now as follows. 840 00:40:03,291 --> 00:40:07,583 We buy our grill and the Erol can bring your Turkish grill. 841 00:40:07,666 --> 00:40:10,208 If he wants. And if not, then not. 842 00:40:10,291 --> 00:40:11,541 - No. - What? 843 00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:13,666 - "Fair play" means to you... 844 00:40:13,750 --> 00:40:16,375 you decide and we shut up. 845 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:20,000 - Melanie, I can accept... 846 00:40:20,083 --> 00:40:23,333 - You're acting here like the German Erdogan. 847 00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:27,000 - That's an insult. 848 00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:29,791 - Yes, but we'll say it Erdogan doesn't go any further. 849 00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:34,708 *giggle* 850 00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:36,833 - Okay. That's enough for now. 851 00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:40,166 I am resigning from office. 852 00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:41,208 (Matthias) Heribert! 853 00:40:41,291 --> 00:40:44,916 - As far as I'm concerned you can keep chatting until Christmas. 854 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,375 For every minority buy your own grill. 855 00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:50,250 Best height adjustable... 856 00:40:50,333 --> 00:40:54,208 This also includes the tall and short people have no disadvantage. 857 00:40:54,291 --> 00:40:56,166 *Energetic orchestral music* 858 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:59,458 (Torsten) Great, Matthias. - Why me? 859 00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,708 (Melanie) Stop now! 860 00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:04,291 (Erol) That was a little too loud. 861 00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:06,708 - I? Why me? 862 00:41:06,791 --> 00:41:09,000 *door slams* 863 00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:10,791 * babble of voices * 864 00:41:10,875 --> 00:41:12,875 * Exciting music * 865 00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:16,875 Yes. The changing rooms should be aligned with Mecca. 866 00:41:16,958 --> 00:41:18,000 He said! 867 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:19,041 - He didn't. 868 00:41:19,125 --> 00:41:20,625 - I heard it! 869 00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:23,541 - And? What have you decided now? 870 00:41:23,958 --> 00:41:25,958 *Music ends* 871 00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:29,125 - Heribert, just say something. 872 00:41:30,041 --> 00:41:32,041 *silence in the room* 873 00:41:39,125 --> 00:41:41,833 God protect our club. 874 00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,916 * Short, powerful orchestral music * 875 00:41:44,291 --> 00:41:45,708 -Heribert! 876 00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:48,791 - Heribert, where are you going? 877 00:41:48,875 --> 00:41:52,166 - Matthias, can you tell me what's going on here? 878 00:41:52,500 --> 00:41:54,041 - So... 879 00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:56,708 to make it short... 880 00:41:56,791 --> 00:41:58,041 *door slams* 881 00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:59,333 - Ah! 882 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:02,833 - Heribert has just arrived resigned as chairman. 883 00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:05,583 - Why is that? - Do you have a bike? 884 00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:09,000 What are you building behind? locked door for shit? 885 00:42:09,083 --> 00:42:11,000 - We don't say shit here. 886 00:42:11,083 --> 00:42:14,125 I'm just as shocked as you are. 887 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:18,958 But Heribert made that decision and we have to accept that. 888 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:20,375 And that means... 889 00:42:20,458 --> 00:42:22,208 - You are now chairman. 890 00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:25,416 - Thank you, mom. I am acting chairman. 891 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:29,041 Anne, that can go into the minutes. You can write straight in. 892 00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:32,791 So, and in the capacity of new... 893 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:35,583 I would say we end this session. 894 00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:37,500 It was all about the grill. 895 00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:38,458 - Wait a moment. 896 00:42:38,541 --> 00:42:41,875 Heribert resigns because of a shitty grill for the Turks? 897 00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:44,416 - Wait a minute! - Slow down! 898 00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:48,666 - Heribert cannot resign. He has been chairman for 25 years. 899 00:42:48,750 --> 00:42:50,875 There was here no Turks at all. 900 00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:54,875 - Heinz is right. - But. Erol's family, for example. 901 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:57,875 - I'm asking now The following to vote: 902 00:42:57,958 --> 00:43:01,000 A: We only buy one grill, the XQ 30 10. 903 00:43:01,083 --> 00:43:04,500 - B: I liked the idea with your own grill for Erol. 904 00:43:04,583 --> 00:43:08,458 - I got it from you too expected nothing else. Cereal eater. 905 00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:10,166 - Hackface. - Mom? 906 00:43:10,250 --> 00:43:12,916 They're still arguing about Erol's pork sausage? 907 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,750 - Yes, dear, It's still about this shitty sausage. 908 00:43:15,833 --> 00:43:20,083 - Nonsense. This isn't about me nor any pork sausage. 909 00:43:20,166 --> 00:43:23,916 I've had enough. calls me, when you come back to your senses. 910 00:43:24,416 --> 00:43:25,708 -Erol! 911 00:43:25,791 --> 00:43:28,916 - Currywurst with patatine frite, come semper. Prego. 912 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,500 - Very bad moment, Stefano. - You have to think for yourself, come in. 913 00:43:32,583 --> 00:43:33,750 What should I do? 914 00:43:34,791 --> 00:43:36,333 - Once currywurst with fries. 915 00:43:36,416 --> 00:43:38,750 - Laura. We ordered bratwurst! 916 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:41,416 - Now it's just currywurst. 917 00:43:41,500 --> 00:43:43,708 - Again. A: We only buy one grill. 918 00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:45,583 - We don't vote... 919 00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:48,208 before Erol and Heribert are not back. 920 00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:49,750 - Yes. She's right. 921 00:43:50,083 --> 00:43:51,541 *clap* 922 00:43:52,333 --> 00:43:56,000 - I'll never eat pork sausage again! You can eat yourself. 923 00:43:56,083 --> 00:43:58,041 - Shit. Short break! 924 00:43:59,250 --> 00:44:01,583 I have everything under control. 925 00:44:04,958 --> 00:44:06,166 (Melanie) Erol! 926 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,625 * Dark, hectic music * 927 00:44:11,583 --> 00:44:12,791 Man! 928 00:44:13,333 --> 00:44:14,500 (Matthias) Heribert! 929 00:44:14,583 --> 00:44:15,541 *Car door is closed* 930 00:44:15,625 --> 00:44:16,500 *sound of pain* 931 00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:19,041 Heribert. I understand you. 932 00:44:21,166 --> 00:44:23,458 You have you 25 years spent for the club. 933 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:25,666 That's enough for you now, it's clear. 934 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,500 I'm just as mad as you. 935 00:44:27,583 --> 00:44:29,333 - You idiot. 936 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:30,666 -Heribert! 937 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:32,875 But you don't have to worry! 938 00:44:32,958 --> 00:44:34,875 I can do it! Make yourself... 939 00:44:35,291 --> 00:44:36,708 Oh! 940 00:44:36,791 --> 00:44:37,958 *Exciting sounds* 941 00:44:38,041 --> 00:44:39,375 Matthias? 942 00:44:39,458 --> 00:44:41,458 Everything OK? 943 00:44:41,541 --> 00:44:42,875 *groan* 944 00:44:44,875 --> 00:44:48,916 * Hectic music will be slower and sounds off * 945 00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:52,125 (Anne) 946 00:44:52,208 --> 00:44:56,416 Matthias, just for the record: Is this an interruption or the end? 947 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:58,500 - We'll be there soon. 948 00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:04,458 - Is it okay? - Goes. 949 00:45:06,750 --> 00:45:08,583 - Meli, wait a minute. 950 00:45:08,666 --> 00:45:11,500 Don't we want to go home? Before they... 951 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:14,333 with torches and pitchforks chase you out of the village? 952 00:45:14,416 --> 00:45:16,291 I'll make us something to eat. 953 00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:20,000 Then we watch a series, which takes place in civilization. 954 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:24,166 With foreigners and traffic lights and four-lane roads. 955 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:27,125 - Nope. I want to clarify this here. 956 00:45:27,208 --> 00:45:29,875 I think that’s important, also for Erol. 957 00:45:29,958 --> 00:45:33,000 - Think about it, that maybe Erol... 958 00:45:33,083 --> 00:45:34,500 find it unpleasant? 959 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:35,458 - How come? 960 00:45:35,541 --> 00:45:39,750 - For cultural reasons, yes a completely different image of women. 961 00:45:39,833 --> 00:45:44,125 It could be, that he is downright insulted... 962 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:47,291 when a woman plays protector. 963 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:51,000 - Oh. 964 00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:53,583 You only think in clichés! 965 00:45:53,666 --> 00:45:55,708 - That's not a cliché! 966 00:45:55,791 --> 00:45:58,791 It is, but Ultimately, clichés are just... 967 00:45:58,875 --> 00:46:00,416 accumulated life experience. 968 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,541 - Why don't you support me... 969 00:46:02,625 --> 00:46:04,291 instead of making stupid jokes? 970 00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:07,750 - I supported you, even though that shitty grill... 971 00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:10,291 me really passes the ass in two lanes. 972 00:46:10,375 --> 00:46:14,291 - Good to know everything you miss. 973 00:46:14,375 --> 00:46:16,833 We really are a fantastic team. 974 00:46:16,916 --> 00:46:19,000 - That's not what I meant, Meli. 975 00:46:19,083 --> 00:46:22,791 - No problem, I can do it also manage on your own. Like so often. 976 00:46:22,875 --> 00:46:23,833 Matthias? 977 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:24,750 - Melanie! 978 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:26,541 - Matthias. - I don't think it's fair. 979 00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:32,791 * Handbrake is pulled * 980 00:46:43,541 --> 00:46:44,583 Oh! 981 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,500 *dog squeals* 982 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,041 *Squeaking noises when walking* 983 00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:58,125 *dog barking outside* 984 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:08,458 *Soft, melancholic music* 985 00:47:08,541 --> 00:47:09,833 * Japs * 986 00:47:25,958 --> 00:47:27,958 *Electronic whirring* 987 00:47:33,666 --> 00:47:35,666 *squeal* 988 00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:56,583 * whirring stops * 989 00:48:00,541 --> 00:48:02,916 * Melancholic music * 990 00:48:07,125 --> 00:48:09,458 *Laughter and exuberant voices* 991 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:15,583 Heribert, are you coming? 992 00:48:15,666 --> 00:48:18,500 Peter called they are already on their way. 993 00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:21,916 (Heribert) Yes, I'll have it soon, the worm is still resisting. 994 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:23,291 - Okay. 995 00:48:25,291 --> 00:48:26,875 *laugh* 996 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:29,375 *Crackling noises* 997 00:48:30,791 --> 00:48:31,916 Ooh! 998 00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:33,833 * Alarm signal * 999 00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:36,416 *Beep* 1000 00:48:37,625 --> 00:48:38,708 *bang* 1001 00:48:42,791 --> 00:48:44,458 *groan* 1002 00:48:45,333 --> 00:48:46,625 *Ticking grandfather clock* 1003 00:48:47,666 --> 00:48:50,208 * Calm, melancholic music * 1004 00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:54,875 You can have me! 1005 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,333 * Groan and breathe deeply * 1006 00:49:00,041 --> 00:49:02,125 Come on, give it a try. 1007 00:49:02,708 --> 00:49:05,041 * Children's voices some distance * 1008 00:49:05,750 --> 00:49:07,166 Call him. 1009 00:49:07,750 --> 00:49:09,500 - Nope. I don't see it. 1010 00:49:09,583 --> 00:49:10,875 *Door opens* 1011 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:14,833 - Meli, are you coming then? 1012 00:49:15,541 --> 00:49:20,666 - Would you apologize to Erol, would you show greatness. 1013 00:49:20,750 --> 00:49:24,750 That's what makes a good chairman. 1014 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:26,833 - Melanie. 1015 00:49:28,875 --> 00:49:30,875 *Church bells in the distance* 1016 00:49:33,708 --> 00:49:35,666 There he is. Come on. 1017 00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,583 - Hey. - Hey. 1018 00:49:43,666 --> 00:49:46,541 I have been for 30 years in the club, I'll leave that to myself... 1019 00:49:46,625 --> 00:49:49,625 not from anyone Break the damn grill. 1020 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,625 Okay, so... Erol... 1021 00:49:57,208 --> 00:50:00,666 I said a few things in the heat of battle... 1022 00:50:00,750 --> 00:50:04,708 that perhaps came across differently, than it was meant to be. 1023 00:50:04,791 --> 00:50:05,833 And... 1024 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:07,375 Yes. 1025 00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:10,583 If I said something, that offended you... 1026 00:50:10,666 --> 00:50:15,041 then...yes... I'm sorry. 1027 00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:18,750 - Okay. Good. Let's forget it. 1028 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:25,291 - Yes, Matthias. And I... 1029 00:50:25,375 --> 00:50:26,833 I... 1030 00:50:26,916 --> 00:50:29,916 I want me too apologize to you. 1031 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,875 We are political not entirely compatible. 1032 00:50:32,958 --> 00:50:34,791 I'm liberal and you're more... 1033 00:50:34,875 --> 00:50:35,708 *clearing throat* 1034 00:50:35,791 --> 00:50:38,083 Whatever, I went too far. 1035 00:50:38,166 --> 00:50:41,916 I'm officially getting you out of the Nazi drawer again. 1036 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,291 - Good. Then I want me now on behalf of the entire club... 1037 00:50:46,375 --> 00:50:48,291 sorry to you, Erol. 1038 00:50:48,375 --> 00:50:50,750 - Thank you, Melanie, thank you. 1039 00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:54,166 - Yes, Melanie and Torsten, you've moved in... 1040 00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:56,416 but of course you also belong to the club. 1041 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:59,458 - Even though you're from somewhere from another culture. 1042 00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:02,458 - That was good. 1043 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:08,208 - Erol, do you want to say anything else? 1044 00:51:08,666 --> 00:51:09,666 - Nope. 1045 00:51:10,875 --> 00:51:11,916 - No? 1046 00:51:13,041 --> 00:51:16,000 - Nope, not really. How come? 1047 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:19,875 - We are all jumped over our shadow... 1048 00:51:19,958 --> 00:51:21,750 and apologized. 1049 00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:24,916 Thought you wanted maybe apologize too. 1050 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,666 - What for? 1051 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,833 - Sponge over it. Then I would say... 1052 00:51:33,916 --> 00:51:36,750 as acting chairman I suggest... 1053 00:51:36,833 --> 00:51:39,791 we go back and vote. - Good idea. 1054 00:51:39,875 --> 00:51:42,125 That's how we do it. - Great. 1055 00:51:43,625 --> 00:51:45,958 * Squeaky walking noises * 1056 00:51:46,958 --> 00:51:49,583 -Heribert. - Glad you're back. 1057 00:51:49,666 --> 00:51:51,708 - Yes. Really nice. 1058 00:51:51,791 --> 00:51:55,000 - Don't let them bother you. I'm just a simple member. 1059 00:51:55,083 --> 00:51:57,625 Pretend I'm not there. - Nonsense, Heribert. 1060 00:51:57,708 --> 00:52:00,541 - I'll take care of it. A simple vote. 1061 00:52:00,625 --> 00:52:02,458 Grill yes or no. 1062 00:52:02,541 --> 00:52:04,000 (Anne) Heribert is back! 1063 00:52:04,083 --> 00:52:05,833 - How about this now... 1064 00:52:05,916 --> 00:52:07,916 that Erol brings his grill? 1065 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,708 - Now don't complicate things again! 1066 00:52:10,791 --> 00:52:12,958 - Be careful, Matthias! Authoritarian leadership style! 1067 00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:15,083 - Should I keep pretending? as if you weren't there? 1068 00:52:15,166 --> 00:52:17,833 - Sure. But since you give me just the ability... 1069 00:52:17,916 --> 00:52:21,000 for the democratic exercise of power has agreed... 1070 00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:25,500 I just want to prevent you also referred to as autocrats. 1071 00:52:25,583 --> 00:52:28,708 - Then come Erol's own grill also up for vote. 1072 00:52:28,791 --> 00:52:30,708 We're going in. It goes on! 1073 00:52:30,791 --> 00:52:33,291 - Wait, one more thing. - What is? 1074 00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:36,666 - You said to me also apologize. For what? 1075 00:52:36,750 --> 00:52:39,250 - Does not matter. - No, I want to clarify that. 1076 00:52:39,333 --> 00:52:41,583 So that nothing gets stuck between us. 1077 00:52:42,416 --> 00:52:43,916 - Okay. Good. 1078 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:46,375 You have too said a few things. 1079 00:52:46,458 --> 00:52:48,708 Align changing rooms with Mecca. 1080 00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:52,583 You want to take our women away from us and pimp them out. 1081 00:52:52,666 --> 00:52:54,708 - That was a joke. - For you! 1082 00:52:54,791 --> 00:52:58,625 But for some in the club A sentence like that about women is stupid. 1083 00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,833 - For who? - For Torsten, for example. 1084 00:53:01,916 --> 00:53:04,458 - How? Why is that? 1085 00:53:04,541 --> 00:53:07,541 - You train three times a week with his wife. 1086 00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:10,708 And make jokes like that. Maybe he feels threatened by that. 1087 00:53:10,791 --> 00:53:12,083 - Do you have a bike? 1088 00:53:12,166 --> 00:53:13,958 - I don't feel threatened. 1089 00:53:14,041 --> 00:53:15,916 - Nearing retirement? - Wait a minute. 1090 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,666 - Erol is full of juice. Normal if that triggers you. 1091 00:53:18,750 --> 00:53:22,083 - Are you speaking for me right now? How stupid is that? 1092 00:53:22,166 --> 00:53:23,875 - Melanie also speaks for Erol. 1093 00:53:23,958 --> 00:53:26,125 - My stress ECG was sensational! 1094 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:27,708 My bio age is 40! 1095 00:53:27,791 --> 00:53:30,583 -No pressure, but press the tube... 1096 00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:33,166 before the argument starts again? - Even! 1097 00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:35,583 Go in now. - Listen. 1098 00:53:35,666 --> 00:53:38,291 I am proud of Meli and Erol. 1099 00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:42,791 And I don't think it's okay, that you even bring this up. 1100 00:53:43,458 --> 00:53:45,625 - Okay. Sorry. 1101 00:53:46,208 --> 00:53:47,583 - Okay. 1102 00:53:52,666 --> 00:53:55,250 - didn't know that you have a sore point there. 1103 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:57,500 (Screaming) I don't have any wounds... 1104 00:53:58,083 --> 00:53:59,500 - Not again. 1105 00:53:59,583 --> 00:54:02,833 - I suggest three minutes. Everyone in the hall. 1106 00:54:02,916 --> 00:54:05,375 - No, I suggest. Three minutes. 1107 00:54:05,458 --> 00:54:06,875 *Grumbling* 1108 00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:09,875 *Hectic music* 1109 00:54:11,958 --> 00:54:14,416 - Plain text again. 1110 00:54:14,500 --> 00:54:17,750 - Three minutes from now. From now on. 1111 00:54:17,833 --> 00:54:20,708 - Plain text again. - Can you get it baked? 1112 00:54:20,791 --> 00:54:22,625 - What's going on now? 1113 00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:24,458 - Will that happen today? 1114 00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:28,250 - The spice lies in brevity. - You're annoying. 1115 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,583 Now let's put it plainly. 1116 00:54:36,166 --> 00:54:40,375 Hans Günther, will you leave us alone for a moment? 1117 00:54:40,833 --> 00:54:44,416 - I should be here in with the fucking ball machine. 1118 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:46,708 - This isn't a fucking ball machine. 1119 00:54:46,791 --> 00:54:48,875 That was the best thing there was in 1987. 1120 00:54:48,958 --> 00:54:51,791 - I get it the ejection rollers are no longer adjusted. 1121 00:54:51,875 --> 00:54:54,041 This thing has a wobble somewhere. 1122 00:54:54,125 --> 00:54:55,416 - Yes. Watch out. 1123 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:59,125 You just go out now... 1124 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:03,208 and then you do this prohibition sign... 1125 00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:05,375 You put that on the dock. 1126 00:55:05,458 --> 00:55:07,541 - I just got it a sign put up. 1127 00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:09,458 - Then replace the rotten boards. 1128 00:55:09,541 --> 00:55:11,875 - Then I wouldn't have have to put up the sign. 1129 00:55:11,958 --> 00:55:15,666 - Hans Günther. Just go out. Is my opinion. 1130 00:55:32,541 --> 00:55:36,041 - Now again in plain language. - Time is running. 1131 00:55:36,125 --> 00:55:38,458 - I don't feel threatened. 1132 00:55:45,333 --> 00:55:49,250 I don't feel threatened by anyone. And there is no such thing as... 1133 00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:56,000 There is no sore point. 1134 00:55:56,083 --> 00:55:59,791 My wife is allowed at any time play tennis with another man. 1135 00:55:59,875 --> 00:56:03,625 - Thanks. I didn't know that I need permission for this. 1136 00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:06,750 When they became district champions, I cheered loudest. 1137 00:56:06,833 --> 00:56:09,500 Erol, you know that. I cheered you on. 1138 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:12,708 I didn't care too that you hugged her endlessly. 1139 00:56:12,791 --> 00:56:14,208 - Please? 1140 00:56:14,291 --> 00:56:16,333 - I didn't hug her endlessly. 1141 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:20,041 - But. But there I'm relaxed, no problem. 1142 00:56:20,125 --> 00:56:22,000 I don't care at all. 1143 00:56:22,416 --> 00:56:24,416 * chatter * 1144 00:56:24,958 --> 00:56:26,708 * Metallic clanking * 1145 00:56:26,791 --> 00:56:29,291 - Torsten, be careful! - Sorry! 1146 00:56:29,375 --> 00:56:31,708 - Wow, that was so good your serve never. 1147 00:56:31,791 --> 00:56:32,708 - One minute. 1148 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:34,875 - That no rumors arise here. 1149 00:56:34,958 --> 00:56:36,708 Melanie and I hugged... 1150 00:56:36,791 --> 00:56:38,458 because we became district champions. 1151 00:56:38,541 --> 00:56:40,791 - Everything's fine. - Totally normal. 1152 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,125 - Sure. - Or? 1153 00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:43,708 - Naturally. - So. 1154 00:56:43,791 --> 00:56:45,708 - Just maybe not endlessly. 1155 00:56:45,791 --> 00:56:50,375 - Please excuse me, that was five seconds at most. 1156 00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:52,666 - I have the video here. 1157 00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:55,958 We can stop this. - What are we talking about here now? 1158 00:56:56,041 --> 00:56:58,125 - Nonsense? - I understand you. 1159 00:56:58,208 --> 00:57:00,125 Melanie has the victory ordered from Kosmos. 1160 00:57:00,208 --> 00:57:03,375 They are as a double pair blessed by a higher power. 1161 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:04,625 - Oh... 1162 00:57:05,041 --> 00:57:07,041 * Mystical sound * 1163 00:57:08,916 --> 00:57:10,708 - Here, that's it. 1164 00:57:10,791 --> 00:57:13,125 - Finally. Let's go back! Go! 1165 00:57:13,208 --> 00:57:14,541 Go. Back. 1166 00:57:14,625 --> 00:57:18,166 - Matthias, lubricate this one Undertone in the hair. 1167 00:57:18,250 --> 00:57:19,625 - What undertone? 1168 00:57:19,708 --> 00:57:21,500 - Blessed by divine power... 1169 00:57:21,583 --> 00:57:25,208 That was ironic! - Meli ordered victory. 1170 00:57:27,083 --> 00:57:29,291 - You know what that's like formulation. 1171 00:57:29,375 --> 00:57:31,875 - The Turk and the girl. I would there... 1172 00:57:31,958 --> 00:57:34,541 - And it doesn't stop. 1173 00:57:36,083 --> 00:57:37,958 * Muted discussions * 1174 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:41,000 - When there's nothing to ride on am I around? 1175 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:42,458 - As if I were make a pass at Melanie. 1176 00:57:42,541 --> 00:57:45,458 - She is Turkish sausages open to. 1177 00:57:45,541 --> 00:57:48,416 - You asshole. - That was a joke. 1178 00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:52,916 - Hey, hands off! 1179 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:55,166 - You stay out of this! 1180 00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:58,375 * Loud rumbling * 1181 00:57:59,583 --> 00:58:00,541 Motherfucker! 1182 00:58:03,125 --> 00:58:04,583 - It's all ok? - Yes. 1183 00:58:06,416 --> 00:58:10,750 - It's going well, Matthias. Do you the meeting continues from the floor? 1184 00:58:10,833 --> 00:58:12,750 Or should I take over again? 1185 00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:15,291 - Thanks. - No problem. 1186 00:58:15,791 --> 00:58:17,916 - What's this supposed to mean now? - What? 1187 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,208 - What did you thank for? - For defending. 1188 00:58:21,291 --> 00:58:23,083 - You give thanks for violence? Wow! 1189 00:58:23,166 --> 00:58:25,625 Do you have one at Kosmos? IQ halving ordered? 1190 00:58:25,708 --> 00:58:27,791 - Nice that the Turk defended your wife. 1191 00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:30,000 - Stop with "the Turk". I have a name. 1192 00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:32,041 I do not accept violence against women. 1193 00:58:32,125 --> 00:58:33,125 - I was a civilian. 1194 00:58:33,208 --> 00:58:35,833 I don't accept violence at all. And don't thank me for it. 1195 00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:37,750 - Now don't make a drama out of it! 1196 00:58:37,833 --> 00:58:39,875 He defended me. Not you! 1197 00:58:39,958 --> 00:58:41,666 - Bravo. Violence against violence. 1198 00:58:41,750 --> 00:58:44,833 You raise the values of the Western culture unhinged. 1199 00:58:44,916 --> 00:58:46,458 - Is it possible to go a size smaller? 1200 00:58:46,541 --> 00:58:48,291 - Western culture. Wow! 1201 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:50,041 Crusades, colonial terror, world wars. 1202 00:58:50,125 --> 00:58:52,791 - The Ottoman Empire was against it Woodstock and hookahs. 1203 00:58:52,875 --> 00:58:56,083 - Guys, it's all about a grill! 1204 00:58:56,166 --> 00:58:58,500 - I am against violence like you. 1205 00:58:58,583 --> 00:58:59,625 - Except against me. 1206 00:58:59,708 --> 00:59:02,083 - Torsten, I took a closer look whether you do something. 1207 00:59:02,166 --> 00:59:03,708 After all, she is your wife. 1208 00:59:03,791 --> 00:59:05,208 - Should that be in the minutes? 1209 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:08,500 - I would have defended her too, I was just considering arguments. 1210 00:59:08,583 --> 00:59:11,708 Then Erol pushes go for it. Anyone can push. 1211 00:59:11,791 --> 00:59:13,166 - You could have done it. 1212 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:14,625 - I didn't think that she likes it. 1213 00:59:14,708 --> 00:59:17,750 - Now you know. Then do it again. 1214 00:59:28,458 --> 00:59:30,125 It's silly now. 1215 00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:31,750 Pushing is something spontaneous. 1216 00:59:31,833 --> 00:59:34,333 - Maybe you have to do something spontaneous. 1217 00:59:34,416 --> 00:59:35,916 - Great idea. 1218 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,375 Maybe we'll come spontaneously everyone comes to their senses. 1219 00:59:39,458 --> 00:59:41,583 - I have style, don't do anything below my level. 1220 00:59:41,666 --> 00:59:44,791 - Only we primitive Turks do that. Not you German thinkers. 1221 00:59:44,875 --> 00:59:47,875 If someone grabs your women, you think about it first... 1222 00:59:47,958 --> 00:59:50,125 what Immanuel Kant would have said about it. 1223 00:59:50,208 --> 00:59:51,125 *laugh* 1224 00:59:51,208 --> 00:59:54,958 - Hey! Are you crazy? - I should be spontaneous! 1225 00:59:55,041 --> 00:59:56,416 - Yes, spontaneously stupid. 1226 00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:59,833 - I'm back on the Dock and Erol the hero. 1227 00:59:59,916 --> 01:00:00,791 So sometimes... 1228 01:00:00,875 --> 01:00:03,250 How this mendacity pisses me off! 1229 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:05,750 We German men have learned... 1230 01:00:05,833 --> 01:00:08,666 Women as equals to accept. 1231 01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:11,458 Take your feelings seriously give you all the freedom. 1232 01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,541 Buy tampons. - Oh thank you. 1233 01:00:13,625 --> 01:00:15,625 - Then that's it "Erol defended me." 1234 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:16,708 That's stupid. 1235 01:00:16,791 --> 01:00:19,000 - That's embarrassing. - Why embarrassing? 1236 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:21,708 How would Erol find it? if I do it three times a week... 1237 01:00:21,791 --> 01:00:24,208 playing tennis with his wife, hugging her wet with sweat... 1238 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:26,708 and we each other Order a kebab from Kosmos. 1239 01:00:26,791 --> 01:00:29,875 - You're talking rubbish, Torsten! I'm sorry, Erol. 1240 01:00:29,958 --> 01:00:31,583 - What's this supposed to mean now? 1241 01:00:31,666 --> 01:00:34,333 - What? - Erol, I'm so sorry. 1242 01:00:34,416 --> 01:00:37,666 Everyone is so bad to you. Mimimimimi. 1243 01:00:37,750 --> 01:00:40,125 - Now stop it! - Stop it! 1244 01:00:40,208 --> 01:00:42,791 Does it bother you? Maybe I'm gay. Do you have a problem? 1245 01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,791 - Are you gay? - And vegetarians. 1246 01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:48,208 - No, I'm not gay! Not at all. Zero. 1247 01:00:48,291 --> 01:00:50,041 Is that a problem for you? 1248 01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:52,125 - Nope. - Gays can meet Turks... 1249 01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:54,625 Feel totally safe, right? Totally safe. 1250 01:00:54,708 --> 01:00:57,333 I chose yours Muslim grill used. 1251 01:00:57,416 --> 01:01:00,250 You would use for my gay barbecue? 1252 01:01:00,333 --> 01:01:03,625 - What kind of gay barbecue? Gays eat pork. 1253 01:01:03,708 --> 01:01:06,000 - I mean this theoretically. - Oh God. 1254 01:01:06,083 --> 01:01:09,250 It's okay now around a theoretical grill... 1255 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:11,708 for theoretical gays. 1256 01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:14,541 Soon we'll be grilling in pantomime. 1257 01:01:14,625 --> 01:01:18,375 - That's not the point! This macho stuff is getting on my nerves. 1258 01:01:18,458 --> 01:01:20,875 Even in your culture. We strong men... 1259 01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,958 must defend the weak women! 1260 01:01:23,041 --> 01:01:25,833 They can't do that themselves! Inflated egos. 1261 01:01:25,916 --> 01:01:28,041 And lowered show-off cars... 1262 01:01:28,125 --> 01:01:30,333 with eyebrow plucked assitypes. 1263 01:01:30,416 --> 01:01:33,750 That women always wear headscarves three meters running behind their pashas... 1264 01:01:33,833 --> 01:01:35,583 and carry discount bags. 1265 01:01:35,666 --> 01:01:38,958 And gays in Germany not in public... 1266 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:43,125 be able to kiss without being afraid to have to in front of oriental weirdos. 1267 01:01:43,208 --> 01:01:46,666 - I have never seen in Lengenheide, that two men kiss. 1268 01:01:46,750 --> 01:01:48,500 Except Peter Lohr at Carnival. 1269 01:01:48,583 --> 01:01:49,791 - I don't give a shit about tolerance! 1270 01:01:49,875 --> 01:01:51,291 I hate all of this. 1271 01:01:51,375 --> 01:01:53,166 And I hate you the most. 1272 01:02:04,375 --> 01:02:06,083 - Well. 1273 01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:09,791 Now a chairman is needed here. 1274 01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:13,041 It's a shame actually that we don't have any more. 1275 01:02:13,125 --> 01:02:16,791 - Torsten will be back soon. Then he's really sorry. 1276 01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:18,916 - I didn't think it was that bad. 1277 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:21,291 - Torsten said sure not you, Erol. 1278 01:02:21,375 --> 01:02:24,083 You don't have a show-off car, no lowered one. 1279 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:26,458 - But his wife wears a headscarf. 1280 01:02:27,083 --> 01:02:29,708 - But she wears it voluntarily. 1281 01:02:29,791 --> 01:02:32,958 - Just like all Turkish women. - She's German. 1282 01:02:33,041 --> 01:02:35,083 - Like right now? - You know that. 1283 01:02:35,166 --> 01:02:37,750 - I don't know that. - Me neither. 1284 01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:41,916 - If she were Turkish, then why should she be called Helga? 1285 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:45,125 - I thought that was a Nickname for Wallamalla... 1286 01:02:45,208 --> 01:02:47,916 or Wülligülli. And we call her Helga... 1287 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:49,583 so that it doesn't seem strange. 1288 01:02:49,666 --> 01:02:51,750 - I also thought she was Turkish. 1289 01:02:51,833 --> 01:02:54,125 - I never talked to her. 1290 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:57,291 - Me, yes. But I don't think she got a word in edgewise. 1291 01:02:57,375 --> 01:02:59,791 - And why is she wearing the headscarf? 1292 01:02:59,875 --> 01:03:01,833 - Because that's just how the world is. 1293 01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:05,750 She wears a headscarf and eats no pork because she wants it that way. 1294 01:03:05,833 --> 01:03:08,875 My son is 14, he likes to eat pork. 1295 01:03:08,958 --> 01:03:10,625 My daughter is 16. 1296 01:03:10,708 --> 01:03:14,041 She doesn't wear a headscarf but doesn't eat pork. 1297 01:03:14,125 --> 01:03:16,208 Because she just doesn't like it. 1298 01:03:16,291 --> 01:03:20,083 Reality is more complex, than you know in Lengenheide. 1299 01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:22,166 - You are also from Lengenheide. 1300 01:03:24,333 --> 01:03:25,916 - People. 1301 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,041 I'm really sorry. 1302 01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:31,291 Erol, I don't know either what got into me. 1303 01:03:31,375 --> 01:03:35,708 What I gave... I was just so mad. 1304 01:03:35,791 --> 01:03:39,083 I actually have betrayed all the values for which I... 1305 01:03:39,166 --> 01:03:41,750 Sorry. I'm really ashamed. 1306 01:03:42,458 --> 01:03:43,708 - It's okay. 1307 01:03:43,791 --> 01:03:47,416 Don't you want Melanie plays with me, just say it. 1308 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:51,291 - No! I do want that. I just have irrational fears. 1309 01:03:51,375 --> 01:03:53,125 - Not so irrational at your age. 1310 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:55,416 - If it bothers you, let's leave it. 1311 01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:56,958 Very easy. - Nope. 1312 01:03:57,041 --> 01:04:00,083 - What? Tell me, are you crazy? 1313 01:04:00,166 --> 01:04:03,041 - If it bothers him, we won't do it. No issue. 1314 01:04:03,125 --> 01:04:05,666 - Wait a minute. No issue? 1315 01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:07,958 And no one asks me? 1316 01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:11,500 Now the men decide who plays with the woman? 1317 01:04:11,583 --> 01:04:15,250 I will next bartered for camels or what? 1318 01:04:15,333 --> 01:04:16,458 - Why camels? 1319 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:19,000 - What else? Carpets? - Melanie! 1320 01:04:19,083 --> 01:04:20,708 - What Melanie wants to say... 1321 01:04:20,791 --> 01:04:23,208 - Stop it, to explain the world to everyone! 1322 01:04:23,291 --> 01:04:25,833 - And you stop, keep drinking beer! 1323 01:04:25,916 --> 01:04:27,791 - What the hell is that to you? 1324 01:04:27,875 --> 01:04:30,666 - Erol should take care of her again. His wives are alcohol-free. 1325 01:04:30,750 --> 01:04:32,375 - Why plural? People! 1326 01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:34,583 - I've had enough here now! 1327 01:04:34,666 --> 01:04:35,958 Finally! 1328 01:04:36,041 --> 01:04:39,625 You don't have any more all the needles on the fir tree! 1329 01:04:40,208 --> 01:04:45,750 I'm coming here with someone normal, sensible suggestion. 1330 01:04:45,833 --> 01:04:49,083 That should be a nice gesture. Not more. 1331 01:04:49,166 --> 01:04:51,875 But, oh God, How could I forget that? 1332 01:04:52,208 --> 01:04:53,958 There are only men in the room. 1333 01:04:54,791 --> 01:04:58,833 You can't do that at all talk to each other normally. 1334 01:04:58,916 --> 01:05:01,833 Everyone has to all his testosterone... 1335 01:05:01,916 --> 01:05:04,708 spray into the room air! 1336 01:05:04,791 --> 01:05:10,250 And then it goes like that ten thousand years it's all about it... 1337 01:05:10,333 --> 01:05:13,875 who is the hottest. 1338 01:05:13,958 --> 01:05:17,041 Who owns the female. 1339 01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:19,958 Who has the biggest grill? 1340 01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:23,000 Always, always, always! 1341 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:27,708 This embarrassing male shit! 1342 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:30,125 - We don't say shit. 1343 01:05:30,958 --> 01:05:35,041 - Do you actually notice that? How this ruins everything. 1344 01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,166 Any discussion ruins that. 1345 01:05:38,250 --> 01:05:40,875 The whole world is ruining this! 1346 01:05:40,958 --> 01:05:44,375 And that damn tennis club too. 1347 01:05:44,791 --> 01:05:48,791 - “Damn tennis club,” that is really a bit bitchy now. 1348 01:05:49,666 --> 01:05:51,000 *Loud door slam* 1349 01:05:51,083 --> 01:05:52,375 - Exactly, Heribert. 1350 01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:56,041 If we don't feel like it have more on your cock drool... 1351 01:05:56,125 --> 01:05:59,375 your men's podcast on a continuous loop... 1352 01:05:59,458 --> 01:06:04,208 then we are bitchy. We're bitchy little girls then. 1353 01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:06,375 Bäbäbäbä. 1354 01:06:06,458 --> 01:06:09,208 *Chicken cluck* 1355 01:06:11,708 --> 01:06:16,000 You can look forward to that we women don't go crazy. 1356 01:06:16,083 --> 01:06:18,708 Because this world would definitely be better... 1357 01:06:18,791 --> 01:06:23,291 if men just Shut up for a hundred years. 1358 01:06:23,375 --> 01:06:28,958 And if God is in your creation the few centimeters of clay sausage there... 1359 01:06:29,041 --> 01:06:33,416 would have made something else. I've had enough of this kindergarten. 1360 01:06:45,458 --> 01:06:47,083 *Torsten sighs* 1361 01:06:49,625 --> 01:06:51,041 *hiss* 1362 01:06:52,125 --> 01:06:53,583 * rumble * 1363 01:06:54,291 --> 01:06:55,333 Oh! 1364 01:06:57,375 --> 01:06:59,000 Go ahead and do it! 1365 01:06:59,791 --> 01:07:00,958 Uh! 1366 01:07:01,291 --> 01:07:02,375 * rumble * 1367 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:04,916 Oh! 1368 01:07:08,666 --> 01:07:09,833 *sigh* 1369 01:07:09,916 --> 01:07:12,250 It's going great, Mr. Chairman. 1370 01:07:12,333 --> 01:07:13,708 *clearing throat* 1371 01:07:13,791 --> 01:07:15,958 - Torsten, don't you want to follow? 1372 01:07:16,041 --> 01:07:19,208 - Nope. My wife has all the freedom she needs. 1373 01:07:19,291 --> 01:07:21,291 She can go wherever she wants. 1374 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,791 - God no. 1375 01:07:25,375 --> 01:07:26,583 *door squeak* 1376 01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:32,500 - Now he'll just go after him. 1377 01:07:32,583 --> 01:07:34,833 - That's probably Turkish spontaneity. 1378 01:07:46,083 --> 01:07:47,000 - Hmm. 1379 01:07:49,083 --> 01:07:50,250 Hmm. 1380 01:07:59,416 --> 01:08:01,416 *Birds chirping* 1381 01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:16,666 *Erol sighs* 1382 01:08:20,958 --> 01:08:24,125 Your women are allowed to do that and but don't see Allah, right? 1383 01:08:25,791 --> 01:08:28,083 - Everyone isn't here in the club. 1384 01:08:38,416 --> 01:08:42,125 - Do you really think that Melanie and Erol, well... 1385 01:08:42,208 --> 01:08:43,708 that the... 1386 01:08:47,083 --> 01:08:47,958 - Nope. 1387 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:53,041 But it just annoys me if he always hugs her. 1388 01:08:53,125 --> 01:08:57,333 On the pitch. While I watch and applaud. This is endless. 1389 01:08:57,416 --> 01:08:59,583 - I didn't even notice that. 1390 01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:01,666 - Yes. 1391 01:09:02,416 --> 01:09:03,500 - Show me. 1392 01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:16,583 * Soft, exciting sounds * 1393 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:18,333 *cheers* 1394 01:09:18,416 --> 01:09:19,666 Wait. 1395 01:09:20,583 --> 01:09:21,833 So, here. 1396 01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:23,666 *Beep stopwatch* 1397 01:09:24,083 --> 01:09:26,583 *Applause and loud cheers* 1398 01:09:26,666 --> 01:09:27,750 *Stopwatch beep* 1399 01:09:28,416 --> 01:09:30,416 *Exciting tones* 1400 01:09:31,375 --> 01:09:34,375 - That was four seconds now. 1401 01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:37,041 - Hmm? 1402 01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:39,291 - It's four seconds. 1403 01:09:41,000 --> 01:09:42,833 - Four? - Four. 1404 01:09:44,458 --> 01:09:47,708 - Torsten, I want you now say something... 1405 01:09:47,791 --> 01:09:51,291 from man to...yes...man too. 1406 01:09:52,791 --> 01:09:54,791 It was unnecessary. 1407 01:10:02,041 --> 01:10:03,166 - Wait a minute. 1408 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:07,791 Was that the wrong thing? - No, not again. 1409 01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:17,333 (Melanie) You give it too back again? 1410 01:10:24,041 --> 01:10:25,416 One more sip. 1411 01:10:27,416 --> 01:10:31,916 - Now give that here! For God's sake! 1412 01:10:39,833 --> 01:10:42,041 Say, this is my... 1413 01:10:43,750 --> 01:10:45,000 You. 1414 01:10:47,625 --> 01:10:49,375 *Laughter from Melanie* 1415 01:10:56,666 --> 01:10:59,125 Uh, we can don't play together anymore. 1416 01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:11,125 - Are you crazy? 1417 01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:13,791 Are you completely buffed? 1418 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,791 You can do it as a double pair don't throw it away. 1419 01:11:16,875 --> 01:11:19,083 You are the pride of our club. 1420 01:11:19,166 --> 01:11:22,416 You are the most important and valuable thing, what we have! 1421 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,000 - Thank you, Heribert. 1422 01:11:24,083 --> 01:11:27,958 - Because of your hug... - That was five seconds at most! 1423 01:11:28,041 --> 01:11:29,500 - We stopped four. 1424 01:11:29,583 --> 01:11:32,291 - Erol, my reaction has nothing to do with it... 1425 01:11:32,375 --> 01:11:33,583 that you are Turkish. 1426 01:11:33,666 --> 01:11:36,583 - Of course not. Has in Germany never anything to do with it. 1427 01:11:36,666 --> 01:11:37,500 - Here. 1428 01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:41,708 - Red alert! The most valuable our club is offended again. 1429 01:11:41,791 --> 01:11:44,083 -Melanie... - Leave me alone. 1430 01:11:44,166 --> 01:11:45,083 - I offended? 1431 01:11:45,166 --> 01:11:47,541 - Never had anything to do with it that he is Turkish. 1432 01:11:47,625 --> 01:11:50,625 - I was born here. was at school with you. 1433 01:11:50,708 --> 01:11:53,750 I have a German passport, play at TC Lengenheide. 1434 01:11:53,833 --> 01:11:56,125 Still, I am still the Turk. 1435 01:11:56,208 --> 01:11:57,708 Always, always the Turk. 1436 01:11:57,791 --> 01:12:01,083 How many fucking generations does it take? to get rid of that? 1437 01:12:01,166 --> 01:12:02,875 What do I tell my children... 1438 01:12:02,958 --> 01:12:06,791 when they have this shitty discussion no longer have to lead? 1439 01:12:07,333 --> 01:12:10,375 When does it stop? 200 years, 300? 1440 01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:15,458 When does it stop, Matthias? - I would say right now. 1441 01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:17,791 I'll draw a line in the sand. 1442 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:20,166 Point, out, sprinkle sand on it. 1443 01:12:20,250 --> 01:12:22,833 - You are resigned as chairman! 1444 01:12:22,916 --> 01:12:25,041 - No longer. I'm coming back. 1445 01:12:25,666 --> 01:12:26,833 *groan* 1446 01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:29,041 *Dark tones* 1447 01:12:29,125 --> 01:12:30,708 *Door closes loudly* 1448 01:12:32,708 --> 01:12:35,291 *Energetic orchestral music* 1449 01:12:41,583 --> 01:12:43,583 * Exciting orchestral music * 1450 01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:48,041 Melanie. 1451 01:12:49,041 --> 01:12:50,416 Erol. 1452 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:02,708 *squeaking noises* 1453 01:13:06,708 --> 01:13:08,666 *orchestral music swells* 1454 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:12,000 * Loud discussions * 1455 01:13:18,583 --> 01:13:20,458 People like you are a problem! 1456 01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:25,625 - Shit! - I can't believe it. 1457 01:13:25,708 --> 01:13:26,750 - Oh my God! 1458 01:13:26,833 --> 01:13:30,666 - You idiot! - Do you actually still have them all? 1459 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:34,750 *calm* 1460 01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:38,708 (Heribert) These discussions have to stop here immediately. 1461 01:13:38,791 --> 01:13:40,833 We have no problem here! 1462 01:13:40,916 --> 01:13:42,750 - We would have to re-elect you. 1463 01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:45,583 - Cut that shit! - Don't put up with anything, Matthias. 1464 01:13:45,666 --> 01:13:48,250 - Have you resigned? - Not really. 1465 01:13:48,333 --> 01:13:51,208 - I'm sorry, what? Anne has it written into the minutes. 1466 01:13:52,250 --> 01:13:56,125 - That's not what he meant at all. - Of course he meant it. 1467 01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:58,875 I can't find anything. 1468 01:13:58,958 --> 01:14:02,541 - This is about our club. You don't bother with things like that. 1469 01:14:02,625 --> 01:14:03,708 - What? 1470 01:14:03,791 --> 01:14:06,708 - There is now that damn second grill! 1471 01:14:06,791 --> 01:14:08,125 The meeting is... 1472 01:14:08,208 --> 01:14:09,500 - You were against it! 1473 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:11,958 - But now for that. - Are you changing your posture? 1474 01:14:12,041 --> 01:14:15,250 - In crises you can Don't allow yourself to have any attitudes. 1475 01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:19,041 Melanie and Erol cannot stop as a doubles pair. 1476 01:14:19,125 --> 01:14:22,625 - Stop? - No, of course they don't stop. 1477 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:26,333 We'll play next year State Championship Cup in Dormagen. 1478 01:14:26,416 --> 01:14:28,083 With chances of winning. 1479 01:14:28,166 --> 01:14:31,583 As President of TC Lengenheide I decide... 1480 01:14:31,666 --> 01:14:34,166 under appeal on the emergency rules... 1481 01:14:34,250 --> 01:14:35,791 your own Turkish grill. 1482 01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:37,458 - What kind of emergency rules? 1483 01:14:37,541 --> 01:14:39,375 You turn everything around as you need it! 1484 01:14:39,458 --> 01:14:41,833 - I decide that way. - According to me. 1485 01:14:41,916 --> 01:14:44,250 I'm leaving the club. I'm leaving. 1486 01:14:44,333 --> 01:14:47,916 - Matthias! You can't leave. The Turk should go. 1487 01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,958 (Heribert) Nonsense. The second grill is decided. 1488 01:14:51,041 --> 01:14:52,625 What are we supposed to do with it? 1489 01:14:52,708 --> 01:14:54,500 - Give it to the gay vegetarians. 1490 01:14:54,583 --> 01:14:57,708 - Matthias. You have to accept my decision. 1491 01:14:57,791 --> 01:15:00,291 - Nope! - And be quiet now! 1492 01:15:00,375 --> 01:15:03,041 - No, Heribert, Shut up now! 1493 01:15:03,125 --> 01:15:06,000 I'm fed up, that you always complain about me! 1494 01:15:06,083 --> 01:15:09,125 - What do I do? -"Shut up. Let's shorten that." 1495 01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:11,500 "It's okay, Matthias." For years. 1496 01:15:11,583 --> 01:15:13,916 May someone offend be, then me. 1497 01:15:14,000 --> 01:15:17,708 Not Erol with his whining, Turks would be attacked by us evil Germans... 1498 01:15:17,791 --> 01:15:21,750 not be integrated! Already are all small with hats and slouches! 1499 01:15:21,833 --> 01:15:23,083 This pisses me off! 1500 01:15:23,166 --> 01:15:26,291 - Very good! Now say, you are the new chairman! 1501 01:15:26,375 --> 01:15:28,958 - You're holding up now too Shut up, mom! 1502 01:15:29,791 --> 01:15:30,791 - Cool. 1503 01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:36,875 - What I want to say. Actually there is Italians, Spaniards, Chinese... 1504 01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:40,333 Koreans, English or Dutch, who constantly say... 1505 01:15:40,416 --> 01:15:42,291 are they poorly integrated? 1506 01:15:42,375 --> 01:15:44,583 - The Dutch grill less. 1507 01:15:44,666 --> 01:15:46,333 They fry more. 1508 01:15:47,500 --> 01:15:50,333 Chinese people do it here all second generation high school graduates... 1509 01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:51,958 and study astrophysics. 1510 01:15:52,041 --> 01:15:55,083 After 50 years you live in Germany still on top of each other! 1511 01:15:55,166 --> 01:15:58,000 Make a motorcade, a dictator wins fake elections. 1512 01:15:58,083 --> 01:16:00,250 whining around, you wouldn't be integrated. 1513 01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:02,291 We Germans are always to blame. 1514 01:16:02,375 --> 01:16:04,041 - Bravo! 1515 01:16:05,416 --> 01:16:08,041 - The motorcades! It's your own fault. 1516 01:16:08,125 --> 01:16:10,958 That is result your immigration policy. 1517 01:16:11,041 --> 01:16:14,541 You pick each other up over decades three million village Turks... 1518 01:16:14,625 --> 01:16:19,125 from Anatolia into the country and ask yourself, why don't they integrate? 1519 01:16:19,208 --> 01:16:21,500 In Istanbul they would have also not integrated. 1520 01:16:21,583 --> 01:16:26,041 It's like Germany just sent Upper Bavarian ox stools abroad. 1521 01:16:26,125 --> 01:16:30,875 You wanted dull workers and you have Peasants and proles brought into the country. 1522 01:16:30,958 --> 01:16:33,166 And then you don't care about it. 1523 01:16:33,791 --> 01:16:35,708 You don't care about it. 1524 01:16:36,583 --> 01:16:40,208 And in the end you're surprised that they honk for the dictator? 1525 01:16:40,291 --> 01:16:42,958 This is your shitty immigration policy. 1526 01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:45,208 And now you continue in the same way. 1527 01:16:45,291 --> 01:16:48,500 Get the Africans Arabs and Islamists. 1528 01:16:48,583 --> 01:16:52,500 And all that nonsense! This is no longer my Germany! 1529 01:16:53,125 --> 01:16:54,291 *hiccup* 1530 01:17:07,791 --> 01:17:08,916 - Yes. 1531 01:17:10,041 --> 01:17:13,875 Apparently it's Erol but better integrated than I thought. 1532 01:17:18,416 --> 01:17:19,583 - Elizabeth? 1533 01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:25,750 - I'm horrified. - Finally someone dares... 1534 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:27,791 to say it. - Exactly! 1535 01:17:27,875 --> 01:17:28,750 - Disgusting. 1536 01:17:28,833 --> 01:17:31,208 - Your playing partner gets applause from the wrong corner. 1537 01:17:31,291 --> 01:17:33,666 Are you standing? also so far to the right in doubles? 1538 01:17:33,750 --> 01:17:34,708 - I'm not right-wing. 1539 01:17:34,791 --> 01:17:36,833 - Isn't he a Turk himself? 1540 01:17:36,916 --> 01:17:38,333 - Some kind of noble Turk. 1541 01:17:38,416 --> 01:17:40,666 Or woke Turk, what do I know. 1542 01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:43,625 - shame on everyone, who just clapped. 1543 01:17:43,708 --> 01:17:45,041 * Tumultuous voices * 1544 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:46,208 - Stop. 1545 01:17:46,291 --> 01:17:48,708 - At some point too sometimes after work. 1546 01:17:48,791 --> 01:17:50,958 - What do you want? Remigration? 1547 01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:52,375 - Yes! - Yes? 1548 01:17:52,458 --> 01:17:55,541 - You have from now on Banned from my shop. 1549 01:17:55,625 --> 01:17:59,000 - Foreigners insult foreigners with Nazi sayings? 1550 01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:02,083 - From the poor Turk to the Grabschertürk to the Nazi... 1551 01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:03,416 in twenty minutes! 1552 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:05,583 - Nazi goes a little too far. 1553 01:18:05,666 --> 01:18:09,000 Erol may have culturally a wrong opinion. 1554 01:18:09,083 --> 01:18:10,958 But... - Gesocks is an opinion? 1555 01:18:11,041 --> 01:18:12,666 (Heribert screaming) Quiet! 1556 01:18:13,250 --> 01:18:15,250 *voices fall silent* 1557 01:18:19,875 --> 01:18:22,416 I believe now my joke could help. 1558 01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:25,958 As long as you can laugh together, it's not too late. 1559 01:18:26,041 --> 01:18:28,750 So, in a fine villa area... 1560 01:18:28,833 --> 01:18:31,958 a Turk moves next to a German. 1561 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:34,916 -Heribert. With all love. 1562 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,791 I can't take a joke right now. 1563 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:41,416 And these stupid ones Sayings here, Erol... 1564 01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,541 I can't leave it like that. 1565 01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:46,083 Matthias, neither are yours. Is that the new tone in the club... 1566 01:18:46,166 --> 01:18:49,041 I'm stepping out, then I'm gone. 1567 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:51,333 - Torsten, come on, it's fine, I... 1568 01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:54,416 The discussion is so stupid. I'm leaving. 1569 01:18:54,500 --> 01:18:56,708 - No! Erol, that's not possible! 1570 01:18:57,125 --> 01:18:59,791 What is it? Is this nonsense? 1571 01:19:00,541 --> 01:19:04,250 - Return to this club first calm again when I'm outside. 1572 01:19:04,333 --> 01:19:05,208 - Yes. 1573 01:19:05,291 --> 01:19:08,291 - We Turks cause trouble into your society. 1574 01:19:10,750 --> 01:19:13,500 By the simple fact, that we are there. 1575 01:19:14,666 --> 01:19:18,708 We Turks are disruptive. Turks are just a nuisance. 1576 01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:23,583 Disturbing if they have their own religion live when they meet German women. 1577 01:19:23,916 --> 01:19:25,916 If you have your own opinion. 1578 01:19:37,291 --> 01:19:39,125 But the good news is: 1579 01:19:41,625 --> 01:19:43,458 There are no more Turks now. 1580 01:19:47,416 --> 01:19:50,291 *Soft, deep, melancholic music* 1581 01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:06,541 Okay, I'll go too. 1582 01:20:07,125 --> 01:20:09,291 - Melanie. - Nope. 1583 01:20:10,375 --> 01:20:12,750 That we can get this done. 1584 01:20:12,833 --> 01:20:17,083 Because of someone like that Little thing like a grill... 1585 01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:20,791 the only foreigner here in the club. 1586 01:20:20,875 --> 01:20:25,208 - Not the only one. The red wine kalle. He has French genes. 1587 01:20:28,166 --> 01:20:31,208 Melanie, you can't get out! - But. 1588 01:20:31,291 --> 01:20:33,291 For me that does it without Erol it makes no sense. 1589 01:20:33,375 --> 01:20:35,750 - So something's going on between you. 1590 01:20:35,833 --> 01:20:38,875 - No! For God's sake! 1591 01:20:38,958 --> 01:20:40,958 There's nothing there! 1592 01:20:41,583 --> 01:20:42,958 Zero! 1593 01:20:44,708 --> 01:20:46,375 Do you get that? 1594 01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:50,458 Erol is happily married. 1595 01:20:50,541 --> 01:20:52,416 - Well, but you too. 1596 01:21:08,166 --> 01:21:10,000 - Well, Torsten. - Hmm? 1597 01:21:10,083 --> 01:21:12,625 I know Spontaneity is not your strength. 1598 01:21:12,708 --> 01:21:15,750 But maybe you should run after you spontaneously. 1599 01:21:19,333 --> 01:21:21,541 What's that supposed to mean? - That was spontaneous. 1600 01:21:21,625 --> 01:21:22,708 - Just a tip! 1601 01:21:22,791 --> 01:21:25,041 - For now. Half an hour ago. 1602 01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:27,583 And I'm gone now too. 1603 01:21:27,666 --> 01:21:29,416 I'm leaving voluntarily. 1604 01:21:29,500 --> 01:21:33,375 I'm not in the mood on village idiots in a Nazi club. 1605 01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:34,333 - Hey! 1606 01:21:34,416 --> 01:21:37,791 - Oh yeah, and one more thing, very briefly. 1607 01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:42,708 I always loved tennis really sucks! 1608 01:21:42,791 --> 01:21:44,916 - Yes, you played that way too. 1609 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:47,791 - Mine are here too too many racists... 1610 01:21:48,500 --> 01:21:50,833 * Loud discussions * 1611 01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:56,125 - The Nazis should leave. 1612 01:21:56,208 --> 01:21:59,333 - Who do you mean? Me? - Among other things. 1613 01:22:00,458 --> 01:22:01,958 - Peter? - Yes, I'm coming. 1614 01:22:02,041 --> 01:22:03,541 - Stay. 1615 01:22:03,625 --> 01:22:06,875 You can talk about anything. We're a club after all. 1616 01:22:08,291 --> 01:22:10,708 - No, Heribert, we were a club. 1617 01:22:10,791 --> 01:22:14,625 I'm into this shit not in the mood anymore. Bite me! 1618 01:22:15,625 --> 01:22:18,083 - Matthias! - A little more respect! 1619 01:22:18,791 --> 01:22:19,833 - Watch out, Matthias! 1620 01:22:19,916 --> 01:22:23,333 - The left-wing bastard the opinion to violin is correct. 1621 01:22:23,416 --> 01:22:26,125 But how did you talked to your mother? 1622 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:29,166 your mother, who gave birth to you in pain. 1623 01:22:29,583 --> 01:22:32,125 * Depressing orchestral music * 1624 01:22:32,916 --> 01:22:33,916 Oh! 1625 01:22:34,291 --> 01:22:35,458 Ow! 1626 01:22:36,375 --> 01:22:37,750 Shit. 1627 01:22:40,375 --> 01:22:42,875 * Orchestral music becomes quieter * 1628 01:22:43,458 --> 01:22:46,333 Maybe my joke could fit now. 1629 01:22:47,000 --> 01:22:48,416 *Heribert groans* 1630 01:22:48,500 --> 01:22:50,916 *Music stops* 1631 01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:56,833 In a villa area a Turk moves next to a German. 1632 01:22:56,916 --> 01:23:00,166 The Turk says: Look, now I have a villa too. 1633 01:23:00,250 --> 01:23:03,916 Now we are the same. The German says: Immediately? Nope. 1634 01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:06,625 I have three floors, you just two. 1635 01:23:06,708 --> 01:23:08,791 The Turk works and works... 1636 01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:12,833 builds another floor and says: Look, we're the same now. 1637 01:23:12,916 --> 01:23:17,250 And the German says: Immediately? Nope. I have a swimming pool. 1638 01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:21,250 The Turk works and works, builds himself a swimming pool and says: 1639 01:23:21,333 --> 01:23:25,083 Now we are the same. And the German: Same? Nope. 1640 01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:28,791 Do you have the Ferrari? Didn't see it in my garage? 1641 01:23:29,208 --> 01:23:32,750 The Turk works and works, buys a Ferrari. 1642 01:23:32,833 --> 01:23:37,916 And then the German says: Okay, now you have three floors... 1643 01:23:38,291 --> 01:23:42,791 a swimming pool and a Ferrari. Now we are the same. 1644 01:23:42,875 --> 01:23:46,291 The Turk says: No. I'm better. 1645 01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:50,250 My neighbor is German, you live next to a fucking Turk. 1646 01:23:55,625 --> 01:23:56,875 He says. 1647 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,583 The Turk. 1648 01:24:01,666 --> 01:24:03,291 *Soft music* 1649 01:24:04,041 --> 01:24:05,666 He says himself. 1650 01:24:10,041 --> 01:24:13,458 * Calm, melancholic piano tones * 1651 01:24:19,666 --> 01:24:20,958 *door closes* 1652 01:24:25,333 --> 01:24:27,333 * Noises at the door * 1653 01:24:29,416 --> 01:24:30,708 *sound of pain* 1654 01:24:38,958 --> 01:24:41,500 *Squeaking noises when walking* 1655 01:24:49,291 --> 01:24:50,875 * crow calls * 1656 01:24:50,958 --> 01:24:53,416 *Soft music continues* 1657 01:24:55,625 --> 01:24:57,791 Where is this fucking key? 1658 01:25:01,416 --> 01:25:02,541 Leave it. 1659 01:25:04,833 --> 01:25:06,541 *dog barking* 1660 01:25:06,916 --> 01:25:08,083 *sigh* 1661 01:25:16,041 --> 01:25:17,833 *sound of pain* 1662 01:25:29,333 --> 01:25:30,750 *groan* 1663 01:25:32,625 --> 01:25:33,458 * Engine starts * 1664 01:25:33,541 --> 01:25:35,833 - Melanie. - Keep your mouth shut. 1665 01:25:35,916 --> 01:25:38,333 - Well done, Matthias, you are on the right page. 1666 01:25:38,416 --> 01:25:39,708 - I'm not on either side. 1667 01:25:39,791 --> 01:25:41,958 - I thought it was great what you said. 1668 01:25:42,041 --> 01:25:43,291 - You think it's great! 1669 01:25:43,375 --> 01:25:45,083 - Just shut up! 1670 01:25:45,166 --> 01:25:46,541 - Ahhh! 1671 01:25:46,625 --> 01:25:47,500 -Oh! 1672 01:25:49,041 --> 01:25:51,041 - Ahhh! 1673 01:25:53,583 --> 01:25:54,583 Ahhh! 1674 01:25:54,666 --> 01:25:56,041 Matthias! 1675 01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:57,916 - Elizabeth! - Elizabeth! 1676 01:25:59,083 --> 01:26:00,875 - Oh no. 1677 01:26:00,958 --> 01:26:02,583 - Caution! 1678 01:26:03,166 --> 01:26:04,208 *clatter* 1679 01:26:04,291 --> 01:26:05,541 - Mom! 1680 01:26:05,875 --> 01:26:07,166 - Matthias! 1681 01:26:07,583 --> 01:26:10,208 - Stop! - What does “Stop” mean? 1682 01:26:10,291 --> 01:26:12,416 *Dramatic orchestral music* 1683 01:26:12,500 --> 01:26:13,708 Oh! 1684 01:26:13,791 --> 01:26:14,875 - Stop! 1685 01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:19,833 Ohhh! 1686 01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:21,750 * Metallic clanking * 1687 01:26:24,166 --> 01:26:27,791 - Such shit. - It is forbidden to enter here, Elisabeth. 1688 01:26:27,875 --> 01:26:28,750 - Mom! 1689 01:26:29,833 --> 01:26:31,625 - Have you gone crazy? 1690 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:32,750 *hiss* 1691 01:26:32,833 --> 01:26:36,416 - Oh god. -Oh. Heribert. 1692 01:26:38,791 --> 01:26:41,041 - Are you crazy? Get out of the water! 1693 01:26:41,125 --> 01:26:44,791 Out! Why do I ask? Put the sign up, damn it. 1694 01:26:44,875 --> 01:26:49,333 - I said fix the board! - Now come out, don't argue! 1695 01:26:49,416 --> 01:26:51,666 *Loud creak* 1696 01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:56,375 *squeal* 1697 01:26:57,041 --> 01:26:59,083 *Loud noises* 1698 01:26:59,166 --> 01:27:00,041 Oh! 1699 01:27:02,375 --> 01:27:03,250 Ahhh! 1700 01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:04,958 - Uh! 1701 01:27:08,416 --> 01:27:09,750 Heribert! 1702 01:27:09,833 --> 01:27:12,500 Oh God! - Because you can stand here. 1703 01:27:12,583 --> 01:27:14,166 - Is there anything we can do? 1704 01:27:14,666 --> 01:27:16,750 - Do you need help? 1705 01:27:16,833 --> 01:27:18,041 -Heribert! 1706 01:27:18,125 --> 01:27:19,208 Heribert! 1707 01:27:19,791 --> 01:27:21,000 Heribert! 1708 01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:22,166 Heribert! 1709 01:27:22,250 --> 01:27:24,583 * Excited confusion of voices * 1710 01:27:24,666 --> 01:27:26,500 - Let's pull him out first! 1711 01:27:26,583 --> 01:27:29,916 - Help! Heribert got it! 1712 01:27:30,000 --> 01:27:31,250 Come here, help! 1713 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:38,250 - We have to do something. Stable side position or... 1714 01:27:38,333 --> 01:27:41,666 - How does it work again? - Angle and then... 1715 01:27:41,750 --> 01:27:44,291 - Arm under the head and then backwards! 1716 01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:47,916 - I know myself only with dead pigs. 1717 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:51,875 - How does stable side position work? Shit, I only have one bar! 1718 01:27:57,166 --> 01:27:59,375 - I don't hear anything. It's too loud. 1719 01:27:59,958 --> 01:28:01,041 - Quiet! 1720 01:28:01,541 --> 01:28:03,541 *voices fall silent* 1721 01:28:09,416 --> 01:28:11,375 - He's not breathing anymore. 1722 01:28:12,166 --> 01:28:14,166 *Quiet, excited voices* 1723 01:28:15,083 --> 01:28:17,083 *Hectic music* 1724 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:21,375 - I'm doing chest compressions. - I'll call an emergency doctor. 1725 01:28:21,458 --> 01:28:23,458 - Scraping is not on the agenda. 1726 01:28:23,541 --> 01:28:25,541 - Wasn't that to the rhythm of YMCA? 1727 01:28:25,625 --> 01:28:27,333 - Yesterday. - For Elise. 1728 01:28:27,416 --> 01:28:30,083 - No, breathless! - Instructions for lateral position are coming. 1729 01:28:30,166 --> 01:28:31,500 20 more seconds of advertising. 1730 01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:33,333 - Do you see shining light... 1731 01:28:33,416 --> 01:28:35,791 run the other way. 1732 01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:37,916 - Do you have a bike off, how do you drive a car? 1733 01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:40,500 - Oh, shit. What happened here? 1734 01:28:40,583 --> 01:28:43,250 -Heribert? - Heribert, can you hear us? 1735 01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:48,708 *Music becomes very slow* 1736 01:28:56,208 --> 01:28:58,708 *Music stops* 1737 01:28:58,791 --> 01:29:01,791 (Hans-Günther) That's enough now. Hold my board. 1738 01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:05,041 My uncle was a pharmacist. Get off him. 1739 01:29:05,916 --> 01:29:08,791 Something else can happen. Make room here. 1740 01:29:11,125 --> 01:29:12,833 - Caution! 1741 01:29:12,916 --> 01:29:14,750 - One, two... and... 1742 01:29:14,833 --> 01:29:16,750 *spitting sound* 1743 01:29:21,083 --> 01:29:22,541 -Heribert? 1744 01:29:25,333 --> 01:29:27,375 - You got it right again! 1745 01:29:27,458 --> 01:29:30,000 - Was easier than the fucking ball machine. 1746 01:29:30,083 --> 01:29:31,500 Straighten. - Caution! 1747 01:29:32,666 --> 01:29:33,833 - Craziness. 1748 01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:36,333 *Soft music* 1749 01:29:36,416 --> 01:29:37,458 Be careful. 1750 01:29:37,541 --> 01:29:39,083 - Thank God. 1751 01:29:39,166 --> 01:29:40,750 - Can he stand? 1752 01:29:41,500 --> 01:29:44,500 - I don't know at all... What happened then? 1753 01:29:44,583 --> 01:29:48,916 - You were unconscious. You were...gone. 1754 01:29:49,416 --> 01:29:51,625 - Is it okay? - It's all ok? 1755 01:29:51,708 --> 01:29:53,583 - What's up? 1756 01:29:53,666 --> 01:29:55,958 - There isn't. - What? 1757 01:29:56,791 --> 01:29:58,791 - There's no such thing. 1758 01:29:59,125 --> 01:30:00,500 - Caution. 1759 01:30:01,375 --> 01:30:03,375 *Mysterious Sounds* 1760 01:30:04,208 --> 01:30:06,791 - Where does he want to go? -Heribert? 1761 01:30:06,875 --> 01:30:08,333 - Caution! -Heribert! 1762 01:30:08,416 --> 01:30:09,708 - Where do you want to go? 1763 01:30:09,791 --> 01:30:11,625 - My board. 1764 01:30:13,375 --> 01:30:15,375 *Birds chirping* 1765 01:30:17,166 --> 01:30:19,416 * Exciting string tones * 1766 01:30:21,875 --> 01:30:24,250 My sciatica is free. 1767 01:30:25,291 --> 01:30:27,291 * Calm background melody * 1768 01:30:31,083 --> 01:30:33,083 *Sigh of relief* 1769 01:30:33,583 --> 01:30:35,916 *Oriental, rhythmic music* 1770 01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:39,041 * Gerd Baumann, Tuncar Acar, Bray: Şip Şap * 1771 01:30:39,125 --> 01:30:42,916 - Madness. Is fantastic! - There's no such thing! 1772 01:30:45,541 --> 01:30:48,791 *Happy singing in Turkish* 1773 01:30:54,208 --> 01:30:56,166 I'm so sorry. 1774 01:30:57,958 --> 01:31:00,166 Very good, more flexible than ever! 1775 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:08,250 Peter! 1776 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:46,083 * Turkish singing continues * 1777 01:32:07,375 --> 01:32:09,375 *clap* 1778 01:32:10,833 --> 01:32:12,958 (Heribert) Karl. 1779 01:32:13,041 --> 01:32:14,875 Peter. 1780 01:32:14,958 --> 01:32:17,208 Let's forget all this crap. 1781 01:32:17,541 --> 01:32:21,541 We'll go up and end the meeting and then we'll go party! 1782 01:32:21,625 --> 01:32:22,791 - Yes! 1783 01:32:22,875 --> 01:32:24,458 *cheers* 1784 01:32:24,541 --> 01:32:27,000 - We've got through all the points anyway. 1785 01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:30,625 - Sorry, There's one more little thing. 1786 01:32:30,708 --> 01:32:36,416 You all know that Anne feels neither a man nor a woman. 1787 01:32:36,791 --> 01:32:41,416 The question is: let's think whether we can stay in the new clubhouse... 1788 01:32:41,500 --> 01:32:43,708 build a third toilet. - Nee. 1789 01:32:43,791 --> 01:32:46,500 - Because of me you need don't build a third toilet. 1790 01:32:46,583 --> 01:32:48,208 - Yes, I think that would be good. 1791 01:32:48,291 --> 01:32:50,125 - Nope. This is completely unnecessary. 1792 01:32:50,208 --> 01:32:51,208 - Ahhh. 1793 01:32:52,375 --> 01:32:54,000 Errol? 1794 01:32:54,875 --> 01:32:56,291 *Music ends* 1795 01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:00,916 *Soft music* 1796 01:33:03,208 --> 01:33:05,500 *Music becomes more powerful* 1797 01:33:05,583 --> 01:33:08,458 * R.E.M.: Shiny Happy People * 1798 01:33:12,583 --> 01:33:16,708 1799 01:33:20,208 --> 01:33:27,208 Meet me in the crowd, people, people. 1800 01:33:28,125 --> 01:33:34,958 Throw your love around, love me, love me. 1801 01:33:35,416 --> 01:33:42,416 Take it into town, happy, happy. 1802 01:33:43,375 --> 01:33:49,708 Put it in the ground where the flowers grow. 1803 01:33:52,875 --> 01:33:57,583 Gold and silver shine. 1804 01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:06,500 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1805 01:34:06,583 --> 01:34:10,333 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1806 01:34:10,416 --> 01:34:13,833 Shiny happy people laughing. 1807 01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:21,041 Everyone around, love them, love them. 1808 01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:28,750 Put it in your hands, take it, take it. 1809 01:34:29,541 --> 01:34:36,000 There's no time to cry, happy, happy. 1810 01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:44,000 Put it in your heart where tomorrow shines. 1811 01:34:46,250 --> 01:34:50,541 Gold and silver shine. 1812 01:34:55,958 --> 01:34:59,916 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1813 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:03,791 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1814 01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:07,750 Shiny happy people laughing. 1815 01:35:23,583 --> 01:35:25,500 Hey, here we go! 1816 01:35:36,458 --> 01:35:40,708 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1817 01:35:40,791 --> 01:35:44,500 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1818 01:35:44,583 --> 01:35:48,083 Shiny happy people laughing. 1819 01:35:48,416 --> 01:35:52,500 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1820 01:35:52,583 --> 01:35:56,583 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1821 01:35:56,666 --> 01:35:59,916 Shiny happy people laughing. 1822 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:04,000 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1823 01:36:04,083 --> 01:36:08,041 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1824 01:36:08,125 --> 01:36:11,083 Shiny happy people laughing. 1825 01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:14,916 Shiny happy people holding hands. 1826 01:36:15,000 --> 01:36:16,958 Happy people. 1827 01:36:18,583 --> 01:36:22,416 * Fast, exhilarating Orchestral music * 1828 01:37:04,250 --> 01:37:07,041 * Happy whistling with orchestral music * 1829 01:37:46,583 --> 01:37:49,416 *Orchestral music gets louder and ends with a whistle * 1830 01:37:49,500 --> 01:37:52,083 * Subtitle (12/2025): Cine Complete) *